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Adam

It takes a lot of money to look this cheap

About Me

Hey Guys! Whats going on? You don’t have to answer that, it was rhetorical. If you did however answer it, you just said it to a computer, and I will never know your response, so either way, we all lose.
Ahem! Welcome to my MySpace page, its full of useless stuff about me that I am sure you really couldn’t give a flying wallabies ass about, but I will fill it with information anyhow!
When profiles ask for information “About Me” I never really know what I should put, there is always a temptation to just write absolute garbage – and I usually go with this temptation. I am quite a chatterbox (I hate that word) so please excuse me if this profile is long and boring, but, as my mother always says – If Your Gonna Have One, Have A Big One…
Me, as a crazy anime "Meez" dude!
So my name is Adam, I live in sunny Bristol with my partner (yes, I am one of those gay people who refuse to use the word boyfriend!) and we run our own film company together. Its quite fun and I am sure one day the business will produce enough money to take over the world, just like Pinky & The Brain! If your lucky, you will be spared.
I don’t take myself seriously at all, I am the first person to make fun of myself and I am always messing about and laughing. Try not to take my profile too seriously, as it could damage your health, like salt.
Well, that’s it really, if you’ve read down to this point I must be doing something right or you must have something seriously wrong with you. Either way, add me if you haven’t already, and if you have already added me, well done you!!
I will sign off using the immortal words of Jerry Springer - Until next time, take care of yourself annnnnnd eachother!
Peace & Hair Grease!
ADAMSKI xxxx

My Interests

I do have an unhealthy obsession with both books and DVDs, I spend too much money on both, but hey, I am a believer that I cant spend it when I die, so I might as well enjoy it now!

When I am not busy I really like going places and trying to get out and see the world a little bit - well, see the things that I like the look of on TV, ahem.

I love to draw, I am crap at it however, and thats not me being modest, I am seriously god awful, but I have always loved it. I still like colouring things in, even at my age, chronic. I am also a bit of a closet comic geek and love reading about super modern tech stuff and spending money on things I dont need.., but its a secret, so you cant tell anyone, OK?

I'd like to meet:

There are tons of people I would like to meet, including you, reading this right now (apart from if you're a sex pervert or a woman - I joke - but seriously, no women). I think that everyone has a story to tell, god don't I know, and I like talking to people who have something interesting to say.

I really admire people who are honest and open minded, I think these two things are quite important but then again I'm saying this like I won't talk to all common folk!

There are quite a few famous people I would like to meet, but I would really love to meet the people who make me laugh - it doesnt take much. Some of my all time favourite comedy stars are Ellen Degeneres, Richard Prior, Tina Fey, Joan Rivers, Robin Williams, Dave Chapelle, Peter Kay, Graham Norton and Julian Clary

Also, its a shame some people are fictional, because I would kill to meet Hannibal Lecter and Wonder Woman. Also, I wish Kermit was real because he looks like someone I could get on quite well with...Should I say that out loud?

Anyway, there are oodles (yes, oodles) of dead well known people I would like to meet, but the whole "dead" thing is a bit of a barrier, but that wont stop me! I would love to have a natter with JFK, Marilyn Monroe, Jim Henson, Audrey Hepburn & the chick OJ Killed!

Another few people I wouldnt mind being in a room alone with are Ryan Reynolds, LL Cool J and James Franco - but that's another matter I suppose...Ahem

Das ist Nümberwang!

No Wire Hangers!! It's Mommy Dearest!

Von Trapp has NOTHING on them!

I Heart Family Guy!

A classic line from Toy Story, so very funny...

My score on The SUPER VILLAIN Test :

The Joker
(You're evil this much: 74%)

You're a cool villain because you're very, very crazy, and you're proud to be very, very crazy. There's no prediction in your actions, it's just a convoluted mess up there. Taking over the world is not as big a priority nor is making money as much as killing a bunch of people, for fun. "Yer a real sonabitch, I'm glad yer dead!"

Music:

This is my little mix tape (awww, remember mix tapes?!) for the 21st century (so thus, its digital and all MP3s) its quite camp, and it doesnt reflect all my taste in music, just a very homosexual selection. Its a guilty pleasure, but god, I do love it! If you don't want the music to play (and I wouldn't blame you), there is a beautiful little "Pause" button to stop the madness!

my music taste is quite varied (or fucked up, depending on how you think) -

Prince, The Beatles, Basement Jaxx, Janet Jackson, The Supremes, Billy Joel, Donna Summer (shh!), Mika, Queen, Stevie Wonder, David Bowie, Fall Out Boy, Nina Simone, Whitney Houston, Lenny Kravitz, Anastacia, Foo Fighters, Barry White, Musicals (very gay), Gwen Stefani, Muse, All American Rejects, Dashboard Confessional, All crappy dance music, Kelly Clarkson, Roberta Flack, Daft Punk, Britney (she's mental but does some fun pop), Dionne Warwick, Beyonce, Alanis Morrisette, Elton John, Cyndi Lauper, The Eurythmics, Scissor Sisters, Good Charlotte, Jay Z and all motown and soul stuff!

Movies:

Fatal Attraction, Dreamgirls, The Thomas Crown Affair, Priscilla Queen Of The Desert, Blade, Breakfast At Tiffanys, Little Miss Sunshine, Superman II, Thelma & Louise, The Descent, Heathers, Devil Wears Prada, The Seven Year Itch, Star Wars, Rosemarys Baby, Titanic, The Naked Gun, The Bodyguard, The Rules Of Attraction, A Few Good Men, Basic Instinct, The Little Mermaid, On Golden Pond, Mean Girls, Silence Of The Lambs, Closer, Bully, Final Destination, Moulin Rouge, American Beauty, Scream, Finding Nemo, Napoleon Dynamite, Spun, Monster, Brokeback Mountain, 28 Days Later, Kill Bill, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Clue, Labyrinth, The Birdcage, The Matrix, Sleeping With The Enemy, Fame, Pulp Fiction, Monty Pythons Life Of Brian, Wolf Creek, To Wong Fu, Mommie Dearest, X-Men, Jaws, The Wicker Man, Unfaithful, Saw, Josie & The Pussycats, Austin Powers, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Terminator 2, The Opposite Of Sex, Sin City, Amelie, Switchblade Romance, Serial Mom, Edward Scissorhands, Hello Dolly, The 007 Movies, True Lies, Elephant, King Kong, Romy & Michelle, The Crow, Shrek, Children Of Men, Notes On A Scandal, The Secretary, V For Vendetta, 300, Witches Of Eastwick, A Fish Called Wanda, Poltergeist, 28 Weeks Later, Cruel Intentions and Oooh wasn't Casino Royale good!
Gosh thats a big one (as I've said many-a-time before)!

Television:

Family Guy, CSI Miami, Everybody Hates Chris, Lost, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Peep Show, IT Crowd, The Office, Futurama, The Apprentice, Doctor Who, Dynasty (a classic never dies!), Drawn Together, Smack The Pony, Friends, That Mitchell & Webb Look, Arrested Development, Sealab 2021, Grays Anatomy, E True Hollywood Story, Adult Swim, Commander In Chief, Buffy, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Blackadder, League Of Gentlemen, Oz, Girls Of The Playboy Mansion, Justice League Unlimited, Fraiser, Nature Shows (preferably about big cats or sharks!), Cartoons and oh, so much more

Books:

Aww man, I love me some books!

Heroes:

Superman, Bill Clinton & Hillary Clinton (ooh, what a two-some!), Dustin Hoffman, Tina Fey, Jordan, Donald Trump, Jennifer Hudson, Richard Branson, Bette Midler, Mumm-Ra, Joe Phillips, Simon Cowell, Wanda Sykes, Samuel L Jackson, Techina Arnold, Jaws, Matt Rush, Dolly Parton (I so wanna have a squeeze!) Martha Stewart, Jay Z, Ru Paul, Pierce Brosnan, Daniel Craig, Robocop & Wonder Woman!
What an odd bunch, I wish they could all become like a team of superheros, or something!
I totally wish this was me! Click on it and drag your mouse about (no, thats not an analogy) and what her FFLLLLYYYYYYY!
Your results:
You are
Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman 77% Catwoman 70% Green Lantern 65% The Flash 60% Supergirl 52% Hulk 50% Iron Man 50% Spider-Man 45% Robin 35% Superman 30% Batman 25% You are a beautiful princess
with great strength of character.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
I love this lil guy, he's apparently called a "Bunchie", although I always called him "Green Jumpy Llama Thing"

My Blog

Getting to know me, getting to know all about me!

1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. Not one bit, I once caught a chicken on fire. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. To be a vet, but only a vet of cats and dogs. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?...
Posted by Adam on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:10:00 PST

is it so wrong?

I dont usually play video games, because I find them to be dull most of the time (ok I lie, they are too difficult / scare me too much), but when I do play them I play them like a super geek and get a...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:59:00 PST

The theme song of my life

What's The Theme Song Of Your Life? Oops I did It AgainYou are heartbreaker, with good intentions of course. You are just lookin for love, but instead fyou always seem to stumble into drama. But don...
Posted by Adam on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:36:00 PST

What kind of gay guy am i?

You scored as The all-round cute gay guy, YOu are a cute guy who many would die to be with..........lucky!!The all-round cute gay guy70% Straight Acting50% Raging Queer40% S + M guy40% A Big Bear30% S...
Posted by Adam on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 10:37:00 PST

Tyrannosaurus Alan is my god!

Advert 3 - Eating Someones Parents... Advert 2 - The Birds Advert 1 - 'Ave You For Breakfast! I wish Alan were real, he would be mine!...
Posted by Adam on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:39:00 PST

Favourite & Worsts...

1 - Favorite Color Red or Black2 - Worst ColorPeuce, I even hate saying it.3 - Favorite NumberThe best number ever is seven, I even like the way it looks 7 - ooooh4 - Favorite AnimalDogs, love 'em, es...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:39:00 PST

The Gay-O-Meter Results

Yaaaay, its all good - Horray for normality...how depressing! Do you wanna take it? ;) http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayomete r.html...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 31 May 2007 06:55:00 PST

Alternative Classic Literature Titles...

By artist Harland Miller.
Posted by Adam on Wed, 30 May 2007 05:02:00 PST

This guy really knows how to dance - VIDEO

I learnt all my best moves from this mofo...Dancing Basketball Coach Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Adam on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:58:00 PST

My Firsts!

1. Who was your first prom date?I didn't go to our "prom" because it seemed to all be a tad chaotic and I thought I would rather not& 2.Who was your first roommate?Never had a roommate, thank god, I w...
Posted by Adam on Tue, 29 May 2007 06:47:00 PST