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Bev Sanchez

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.

About Me

Hi gang, Bev here. A little about me? Well, since you asked...I've been married to Pedro for 15 sweet sweet years now. We met at the voting booth, he asked me if I could test out his new pocket sprung mattress, and the rest is golden history.I am a fully liscenced hip hop instructor, three times winner of the front yard appreciation award, and noteable casserole inventor. One day I hope to open a school for underprivaledged suburban children who want to learn how to make things to sell out of household items.Please note the lack of plastic surgery on my lips chin and buttocks.

My Interests

drypoint, decoupage, armed robbery, wild sex, bird watching. I do not endorse dogging.

I'd like to meet:

Just normal everyday folks! Any security guard-type people who can man the corners when we hold our village fete under the bridge, which we like to call Sewerpalooza to get the kids involved. Be willing to travel in small enclosures (boxes, etc) and have good knowledge of spandex and all things metallic. No time wasters please, Pedro has a taco hut to run.

Music:

Me and the kids are really getting into thrash metal, especially Cradle of Filth.

Movies:

Once I made a film of a flickering fluourescent tube. sometimes I watch it in the dark when I'm taking a bath.

Television:

wheel of fortune, COPS, Worlds Funniest Surgery Mishaps, anything on channel 300 and up

Books:

Mein Kampf, Make Music in Your Kitchen!, The Truth About Diamonds by Nicole Richie

Heroes:

that Delia Smith with her precious British recipies.other singers, dancers, actresses, models

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Tarnation

I ask you. That's all. I just ask you. Honestly, for the love of John Denver. It's these kids they're letting run around these days, scuffing up the lawns, eating all the cheese slices, clicking their...
Posted by Bev Sanchez on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 06:34:00 PST

Glinda made me

Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burnWhat is yo name?Yo gangsta name beCapn' Whackin CrackaYou ride around in aHuffy Sun Catcher (Ride that bicycle, fool)Yo gangThe Adjective NounersYo shoes beK-Mart B...
Posted by Bev Sanchez on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST