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Susie Showers

About Me

Susie Showers’s dark and ridiculous songs and poems have people wiping glitter and tears of laughter from their eyes. Expect nylon.

She pleases people of all ages. She hangs out in bars and dancehalls and etc. She is seen with quirk-pronk-rock ensemble Perhaps Contraption as much as possible. She wants to be around you, reader. She wants to make art with you.

look.

outside the soho book shop

in a greenhouse

on a real live stage at the Norwich Arts Centre


My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/25/2008
Band Website: http://dearwaynerooney.blogspot.com
Band Members:

What is Susie Showers?

a talking singing ukuleleing shakey egging casually xylophonic hand clapping knee slapping comedienne performer.

What's Susie Showers's style?

Invasive live literature, mandatory audience participation. What do you enjoy? The following?
- an amputee
- an agrophobe
- a beautician who marries God over the phone
- pubic hair
- a monkey
- squirrels
- England
- sandwiches
- pirates
- AND MORE!!!!!!
What are people saying about Susie Showers?

"Bubbly and outgoing" - Steve from the office recruitment agency

"Whacky" - a fan

"Poetry has never moved me before. You've changed my life." - Coolio

"(drawing picture on his hand) Here's the audience, they've got a drink, maybe a small picnic, ooh they're having a lovely time on the lawn with friends, and this is you (punches fist into hand aggressively) AARGH GRR RAH." sic. - Squier Squire

"Who are you?" - most people
Influences: Ivor Cutler, Nigella Lawson, Le Tigre, Camille, Leslie Hall, Paris Hilton,Carol Thatcher, Dent May, Pupinni Sisters, Amanda Palmer

betting shops, laundrettes, linoleum, office politics, intensive farming, suburbia, errors, discomfort, nursery rhymes, animals, lol, bus journeys, chavs

This girl


Sounds Like:
It sounds like quickfire poetry and ernest ukulele strumming

It sounds like whimsy stapled to the neck of a hippo.


Type of Label: Major

My Blog

A Strong, Independant Woman!!!!

Jenny was like any other ordinary girlShe had two legs and armsWhen she slipped in a puddle of toxic waste She saw it did no harmHer legs had burnt off in toxic waste but she still had amazing arms.. ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 05:22:00 GMT

Fresher’s Bash

Chris Second year Has just met Abe From ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Bedford He's sound Says Chris Chris likes to make freshers feel welcome. He went ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:28:00 GMT

Glam Slam UK - Pubic Display

I have never won a trophy ever because I am so bad at sport. Oh that's not true, I once won a participant ribbon for walking through the finish line in the cross country race in 6th grade.Tuesday at t...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:07:00 GMT

Toe Pinch

High heelsClop clipTiny toesPert tits SupermarketLadies nightFuneralCat fight Spikey chunkyLeather plastic High heels lovelyThough impractical Brighten up your desk spaceShow a bit of thighWobbly bits...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:19:00 GMT

Fit (a trilogy)

1.It shiversIt stalksIt jumps up and down my streetIt's hard to stopIt wriggles It makes you cold and hotIt comes with scrambled eggs on toastIt hangs out in the cloudsForget your clothesThe music you...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 15:31:00 GMT

Aria for an Agrophobe

I am very cheerfulOh I am full of gleeBut before I dip straight intoThe things you mean to meYou must knowI won’t goAnywhereAnywhere with youI won’t follow you To the racesOr those places ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:32:00 GMT

Jordan & Peter At Home For Christmas

Peter Katie Peter Peter would you ever Could you ever live out there What have you bought for Peter Katie So will it just be the five of you What sort of thing Katie oooh what is it I think Pete knows...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:03:00 GMT