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herro, it has been 23 years since my mother decided to unleash me from her vagina onto this world...binge drinking is fun.....george best got a good 63 years out of his liver......so im planning on another good 40 years of abuse for mine.....if you see 2 rather drunk lads drinking rose wine from shot glasses then that is me and my hetro-life partner andy, we get a bit squiffy.looking at gettin' a pad of lad. much needed.play football on sundays, get drunk most days, drive a death-car named carlos.currently only have one contact lense, which means i dont wear beer goggles so much as a beer monacle for the time being.im a qualified gym instructor and lifeguard.....this does officially makes me cooler then you, but thats ok, we can still be friends.talk to me and i will love yoo. buy me a drink and i will love yoo long time!!!!!think i was put on this world to do impressions.i am actually old gregg.
!ALL_ABOUT_ME! by giggles4o8
*BASICS*
NAME:: jamie
AGE:: 23
BIRTHDAY:: 24/1/85
BIRTHPLACE:: majorca
CURRENT LOCATION:: n'town
HERITAGE:: english.scottish, mainland europe
EYE COLOR:: blue with a yellow ring
HAIR COLOR:: dark brown naturally
HEIGHT:: 5 "11
PIERCINGS:: 2
TATTOOS:: 3
WHAT COLOGNE/PERFUME DO U WEAR:: hugo boss, jpg
*FAVORITES*
COLOR:: blue green
MUSIC:: most genres, motown,indie, r'n'b bit of everything
SPORT:: football,rugby,cricket,american football,golf
HOLIDAY:: ibiza with my mates, australia was epic
FOOD:: chinese,indian
*THIS OR THAT*
HUGS OR KISSES:: both
PEPSI OR COKE:: pepsi
MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING:: bk
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA:: vanilla
LOVER OR FIGHTER:: everyone should have bit of both
FRIENDS OR FAMILY:: both
LOVE OR MONEY:: love.
LISTEN TO SOMEONE TALK OR TALKING:: loooove talking, but i do like to listen
PERSONALITY OR LOOKS:: has to be both, u could be stunning, but soooo boring.
*IN A BOY/GIRL*
EYE COLOR:: any
HAIR COLOR:: any, just as long as they have some.lool
SHORT OR LONG HAIR:: just not bald.
HEIGHT:: prefferabley shorter then me
STYLE:: what they feel comfortbale in
PIERCINGS OR TATTOOS:: i do like tatts on a girl, but its not a deal breaker
HOT OR CUTE:: beautiful
*FRIENDS*
WHOS UR BEST FRIEND:: andrew *A-GAME* metcalfe
WHOS THE LOUDEST:: kev
WHO HAVE U KNOWN LONGEST:: amy
WHOS THE SHYEST:: f-knows!!!!!!
COOLEST FRIEND:: they are all cool, else we wouldnt be friends
PRETTIEST FRIEND:: me. hahahahha
WEIRDEST FRIEND:: midder sharrrrrrrrrm
*LOVE*
ARE U IN LOVE:: i love people yea.
IF YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE NOW, HAVE U EVER BEEN:: i sure have
DO U BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT:: i believ in an instant connection. that can lead to love
LONGEST RELATIONSHIP:: nearly 3 years
WOULD U GO OUT WITH SOMEONE JUST FOR THEIR MONEY:: no thats shallow as
DO U GO ON "PITY DATES":: no, not fair to do that
KISS ON THE FIRST DATE:: i think you should. stops you being "just friends" just friends dont kiss.
SEX ON THE FIRST DATE:: depends what you want out of the relationship
EVER CHEATED ON A B/F OR G/F? BE HONEST:: yes. not proud of it, but im being honest.
*WHOS THE LAST PERSON*
KISSED:: she knows
HUGGED:: she def knows!!!!!
TOLD U THEY LOVED U:: my dad! lol who knew super mario was gay!
TOLD THEM U LOVED THEM:: nan
TALKED TO ON THE PHONE:: misterrrrrrPEBODEEEEEEEEEY!
YELLED AT:: probably darby or ash at football
BROKE UR HEART:: fook knows.
SAID THEY HATED U:: marie after i got her smashed on her birthday night out. hated with love tho.lol
U TOLD U HATED:: if i hate them i wouldnt tell them. waste of breath.
*RANDOM QUESTIONS*
DO U DO DRUGS:: no
DO U DRINK:: i have been known to.
DO U WANT TO GET MARRIED:: yes sir
DO U WANT TO HAVE KIDS:: indeed
DO U BELIEVE IN URSELF:: if i dont no-one else will
DO U THINK UR ATTRACTIVE:: i feel pretty
WHAT STAR/CELEBRITY DO MOST PEOPLE SAY U RESEMBLE:: usually someone from big brother. hahaha
WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE U SAW IN THE THEATER? WAS IT GOOD:: dunno.lol probs not that good if i cant remember.
CAN U HANDLE THE TRUTH:: i can, even if i dont like it.
BIGGEST WEAKNESS:: drink, fooooood.
BIGGEST FEAR:: that if i try i will succeed
MOST MISSED MEMORY:: wearing pants....just look pervy no :(
FIRST THOUGHT WAKING UP:: check that phone
IF U DONT RECOGNIE THE NUMBER ON UR CALLER ID, DO U ANSWER:: noooo. altho ive got better coz its either darbs, hey james, or work.
HOW DO U WANT TO DIE:: peacefully in my sleep, not like the passengers in the backseat screaming!!
DO U GET ALONG WITH UR PARENTS:: i do
DO U SWEAR:: alot
NUMBER OF PAST THINGS U REGRET:: a few.
HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE:: i have answered this already.
WHAT TIME IS IT:: chico time!!!!
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