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millievanhalen

Millie Luxuriana Van Halen

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Cardiff,
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Not Sure
Body:
Slim / Slender
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robert

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
huron, SOUTH DAKOTA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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guardianklp

Tear Drop's wont heal this heart i hold -Kalib when asked.if all my diction,up to this point in life,everthing iv done,all my choice.everthing thin

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
HIGHLAND, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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foliao

Luís Folião

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
Portugal
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Bisexual

<font color=redChachi <font color=purpleFat people wear purple!

Age:
43 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Cooterville, ALABAMA
Country:
Bolivia
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Bisexual
Body:
Body builder
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hedz85

Heather

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
London, Ontario
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
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Allopatric

Dylan

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LOS ALAMITOS, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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barforama

Barf

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
richmond, VIRGINIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Not Sure

Just plain ol' me

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Whittier, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Bisexual
Body:
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joel_ricko_thomas

Joely T

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Mildy, Victoria
Country:
Australia
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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maboxxx

Ma Bo

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Shipwreck Cove, Alabama
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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doppler80

Doppler Hai! "Bloody Peasant!"

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
KENT, WASHINGTON
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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unxkof

Pie Fight for what you believe in and never give up

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Alamogordo, NEW MEXICO
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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B to the K If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Back in the city of Angels for reall tho, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
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benberes

MadDog "Be Patient, Im Learning"

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Jeff ANTICROMBIE & BITCH

Age:
99 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
KAWKAWLIN, Michigan
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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Age:
18 years old
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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blskatingkid24

Mike

Age:
102 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
READING, MASSACHUSETTS
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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Ichigo Puff I like being unimpressive......i sleep better

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Traverse Town, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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Mando I'm bringing Techno back

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Austin, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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artistfromNC

sean

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
MEBANE, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
harryartin

Harry Artin

Age:
92 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New York, NY
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Northwest
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Georgie THE OFFICIAL GEORGE BONE MYSPACE PAGE

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Eastern Long Island, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
_steven_666_

ParO

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Kalgoorlie, Western Australia
Country:
Australia
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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mollysrainbow

Molly Hates Marshmallows

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Medicine Hat, Ontario
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Average
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Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
CHICAGO, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
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andrew bucket dont tell mom the babysitters dead.

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
green line, MARYLAND
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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CELINE

Age:
16 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
angeles city,
Country:
Philippines
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
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leaderofmen

Ben, Leader of Men

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Santa Barbara, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
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Bob-O Space, the final frontier,now I have some

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Alton, ILLINOIS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Pacific Islander
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Tim Tim The Hammer @ localmusicbomb.com

Age:
50 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
WAUSAU, WISCONSIN
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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kaiserkohler

Jaysun peace comes from within, do not seek it without.

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SOMERSET, Massachusetts
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
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473h

Ateh

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Pacific Islander
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Bisexual
Body:
Average
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SToNeZ Don't Confront Me With My Failures, I Have Not Forgotten Them - Jackson Brown

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Somerset,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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AdAm You can DERA-LICKT my BALLS !!!!!!

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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Barry Delawarrior

Age:
101 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BEAR, DELAWARE
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Average
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Sick of You I Am, haha! If people Dont care, then thats thier problem, not mine.

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BROOKLYN, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
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Joe THE MAGGOTS ARE FALLING LIKE RAIN

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Cinnaminson, NEW JERSEY
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
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tyler_thomaselli

'The Giant Killer' Tyler Thomaselli©,,

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
McHenry, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Big Love Psst... No One Likes You. Pass It On.

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Star City, Virginia
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
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spicedrum

(aN oRiGiNaL vAn GoGh) Just knowing me isn't enough. If i've never called you a friend...then that means you probably aren'

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
ThE cHeRRy ThAt OwNs Yo SuNdAe BiTcH, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Bisexual
Body:
Slim / Slender
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greenquadtrooper

Alexander To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. -Steve Prefontaine

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Ashland , Oregon
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Body:
Athletic
alexisfreakinsexy

Alex[Kookookachoo] my life is over.

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Gods waiting room, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Bisexual
Body:
Athletic
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bureaucracy

Alex

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Tampa, Florida
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Athletic
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punk_rock_master

Eelie WADDAFKUWET?

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Indianapolis, Indiana
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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bomberbehmke

Christopher

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Stratford, CONNECTICUT
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
kissobsession

Ashuri My mom calls me Pepito...

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Troy, ALABAMA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Average
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littlemiss_blue

Aimée

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Leeds,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Bisexual
Body:
Slim / Slender
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So What If I'm A Ninja Read Between the lines....... Cause some times there's a ninja!!!!!!

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
FT. Myers , Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
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