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andrew bucket

dont tell mom the babysitters dead.

About Me

i have a theory regarding something instead of nothing, but it doesnt explain everything or give cause to anything as it pertains to nothing or the something that is there instead.

My Interests

primitive shit.

I'd like to meet:

i never know until it happens. these are my best celeb meetings:

dave attell: saw him in the village, offered him pizza which he refused, offended i asked if he was too famous to eat pizza, he responded with "are you too defensive to accept that im not hungry?"

dave chappelle: after touching electro-sensitive globe in FYE for 5 minutes, looked over and he was staring at me. i asked if he liked the new harry potter and he sort of ignored me.

ben kweller: met him sidestage at sonic youth show when he asked us for a clove, tried to pass him a joint and he refused citing the excuse that he "had a show later." he asked if we wanted to come to see neil young later and we said "maybe"

gus gus: shared an elevator with the icelandic duo in DC, the elevator door was opening and closing on its own, but we all decided to take it anyway. when it finally closed, ottarr proppe took off his glasses and said in english "we are flirting with danger today"

Music:

billy ray cyrus, marilyn manson, mazzy star, the english beat, vincent gallo, nusrat fateh ali khan, weird al yankovich, laurie anderson, PJ pooterhoots, misfits, leonard cohen, the zombies, the animals, ra ra rasputin, velocity girl

Movies:

cinema paradiso. aguirre wrath of god. ace ventura. the devil and daniel johnston. the great silence. accepted. wild at heart. blue velvet.

Television:

entourage.

Books:

book of nightmares-galway kinnel, the rattle bag- edited by ted hughs and seamus heaney, north- seamus heaney, the life of pi- yan martel

Heroes:

the cast of varsity blues.