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About Me

I am a very experimental person who likes sailing and kissing other men. When it comes to genital herpes, consider me the King. I am not the judgemental type, but I am often judged before people get to know me because of my weight problem. I don't want sympathy from anyone, it's my fault I am the way I am. Too many twinkies and honey roasted peanuts.

My Interests

First of all, I love my DeLorean. It is my baby. There is nothing I like better than the tight squeeze with a touch of mallet. I also like any pork products and anything that can be deep fried. Speedos are a great little invention and so is the recliner. I am not a religous person although I do praise Homer Simpson. Barney's cool too. I like to masturbate every now and then, just to make sure that all my plumbing is working properly.

I'd like to meet:

A gorgeous blond with a nice set of jewels.

Music:

polka, christian rock, christmas tunes, muddy waters, slipknot, bert and ernies greatest hits, come baby come, favorite song of the month: i'm fat by weird al yankovich

Movies:

shallow hal(fat gwen is hot), fried green tomatoes, tommy boy, babes in toyland, smokey and the bandit

Television:

Jerry Springer, rollie pollie ollie, oprah, divorce court, sit and fit, channel 4 news, angry beavers, talk sex, animal planet, crossing over with John Edwards

Books:

truckin', whores and 60 year old men, the horse trader, the hobbit, super truck(the audio book), frog and toad, adam and eve tell all, glamour

Heroes:

John Edwards, Oprah, John Goodman, Bubbles, Dj Peachy Wang, Guede, Ericca Rose, Kyrin, Tshlong,Michael Jackson, Elton John, Coo, Peter Pan(the coolest dude)

My Blog

Me....Santa Claus?

I was at the mall the other day, in one of those motorized wheelchairs, and this little girl came up to me telling me her whole Christmas list. What the hell? I'm not Santa Claus. Doesn't my sailor ha...
Posted by <font color=red>Chachi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My DeLorean broke a wing!!!!!

I was driving through Baltimore the other night, trying to find Ericca, and I decided to try to fly. There was nothing but air for a while, then all of a sudden, my left wing hit a paratrooper. When w...
Posted by <font color=red>Chachi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST