Millie Luxuriana Van Halen

I am Mildred 'Bubbles' Von Trapp (nee Bananaramabitch), but my friends (and Harley) call me Millie (although Harley does sometimes refer to me as 'Bulbous', but I do try my very best to ignore him when he says nasty things to me!). I am a laydeeeee cat. I have paws- four of them. My chest and legs are Persil-whiter-than-white, and I wear a luxurious tortoiseshell fur coat all year round. I have green eyes- as green as emeralds they are, which the local boy cats find irresistable, frankly. I like to be with humans most of the time, though, preferably in in the bathroom where I can watch people- it's my favourite thing. Many people find this embarrasing- I can't imagine why, I mean, I've been doing it in the open air and in trays, with people watching me for as long as I can remember!!. In my spare time I like to sleep, lick myself and (as I've already mentioned) watch people in the bathroom. My favourite song of all time is 'Comme Un Igloo' by the wonderful Etienne Daho, although- 'Poupee de Cire Poupee De Son' by France Galle comes terribly terribly close. I was saddened to read recently of the untimely demise of my favourite songstress- the marvellous Ofra Haza. I have admired her work tremendously, and often try to base my meowing on her huge hit 'Im Nin Alu', which I believe translates into 'I am not a toilet'. She shall be missed terribly. I have a website which you should visit please- http://www.whyisamousewhenitspins.co.uk `I like chicken, vodka and lunging.