About Me
I'M HARLEY, INNIT!!! AND I AM BEST!!!!! My hobbies are food, destruction, losing my collar and I used to tentatively guard my owners against Mandy, our tabby lodger, whilst they sleep- but she's since moved out... probably cos she knew that I was best. One of my latest projects includes tearing down the anaglyptor wallpaper in the hallway and shredding it, so that Lynda Barker can come round and redecorate the place. Actually, I'll shred anything. I used to be called the Destroyer back in Harringay!!I also enjoy sleeping very much- when I sleep I like to dream of food, destruction, and getting my collar off and digging a big hole and chucking it in there so that no one'll find it- not even Fatstuff Millie!! I like to run from one end of the house to the other for no reason and to chase after Millie.My favourite band is A1- on the surface they seem sooo innocent, but there is a subliminal undercurrent in all of their songs which is very, very evil indeed!! I also like The Damned for obvious reasons. Oh, L7 and Motorhead are good to dart around the house to!My favourite thing is Huw's stripey red and black jumper. I believe it to be my mother.Please visit my website what i made: http://www.whyisamousewhenitspins.co.ukINNIT!
