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Jeff

ANTICROMBIE & BITCH

About Me

~OK, I KNOW SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS GOING TO BE READING THIS AT SOME POINT IN TIME, SO HOW TO DESCRIBE ONES' SELF WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A FREAK? ~I GUESS THE BASICS: I'M YOUR AVERAGE EVERY DAY CHURCH GOING, CLEAN CUT, ALTAR BOY KIND OF A GUY....ON NO, WAIT, NO I'M NOT, I'M JUST THE OPPOSITE. ~I AM THE FATHER OF AN AWESOME 14 YEAR OLD BOY. HE'S THE LITE OF MY LIFE AND PERHAPS THE REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE. I'M A HARD WORKING, HONSEST PERSON, AND FOR THE MOST PART, I REALLY LIKE MY LIFE. IF I HAD THE CHOICE, THE BIGGEST THING I WOULD CHANGE ABOUT IT WOULD BE WHERE I LIVE, NOT THE LOCATION, CUZ WE HAVE A NICE HOUSE, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BUT THE STATE ITSELF; MICHIGAN IS BEAUTIFUL IN SPRING, SUMMER AND AUTUMN, BUT GOD I HATE THE WINTERS, AND EACH ONE SEEMS TO GET WORSE. I WOULD LOVE TO MOVE, BUT CAN'T/WON'T LEAVE MY SON HERE, AND HE DESERVES HIS MOM TOO, AND SINCE SHE STILL LIVES HERE, WELL, I GUESS I'M STUCK AS WELL. ~I HAVE A LOT OF DIVERSE INTERESTS....I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN, AND INSTRUCTED SOME FORM OF MARTIAL ARTS SINCE I WAS 11 OFF AND ON WHEN TIME PERMITS. AT THIS POINT, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO JOINING A KICK BOXING CLASS. I LOVE THE OUTDOORS, I LOVE TO FISH, HUNT, AND CAMP. I RIDE MY HARLEY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE ALL YEAR LONG. I LIVE FOR RIDING, I KNOW IT'S CLICHE', BUT LIVE TO RIDE, RIDE TO LIVE IS A REAL THING TO YOU NON-BIKERS. I AM A COLLECTOR OF TATTOOS, AND AN ARTIST IN MANY DIFFERENT MEDIAS, LATELY PHOTOGRAPHY HAS CAUGHT MY ATTENTION, SO I HOPE AT SOME POINT TO BE ABLE TO PURSUE THAT.

My Interests

ANYTHING BUT DRUGS AND HOMOSEXUALITY.

I'd like to meet:

WEIRD AL YANKOVICH, OR ERNEST BORGNINE.

Music:

MY MUSIC TASTES ARE WHAT MY FIANCEE' WOULD DESCRIBE AS ECLECTIC, I HOWEVER WOULD LIKE TO DISAGREE WITH HER AND DESCRIBE IT AS SCREWY. I LOVE A LOT OF DIFFERENT STYLES FROM COUNTRY TO POP TO RAP TO HEAVY METAL, BUT I GREW UP ON THE HAIR BANDS OF THE 80'S, AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHERE I FALL BACK TO FOR MY ROOTS. MY CD COLLECTION LOOKS LIKE A GIANT JUST PICKED UP A MEDIA STORE AND SHOOK IT OUT WITH NO RHYME OR REASON AND DUMPED IT INTO MY CASE.

Movies:

WHEN IT COMES TO MOVIES, I'M A LITTLE MORE STATIC. I''M MOSTLY INTO ADVENTURE AND COMEDIES. I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF GORE OR HORROR FLICKS. I GO NUTS FOR THE THREE OF MY FAV CLASSICS: WEIRD SCIENCE, BETTER OFF DEAD, AND ONE CRAZY SUMMER.

Books:

BOOKS AGAIN ARE GOING TO BE AN AREA WHERE I'M A LITTLE MORE STUCK. I'LL READ ANYTHING, BUT I REVEL IN MELANIE RAWN (THE DRAGON PRINCE SERIES), ROBERT JORDAN, ELIZABETH MOON, J.R.R. TOLKIEN, L.E. MODESITT JR. ANNE RICE (LOVE THE VAMPIRE, AND THE MAYFAIR WITCH SERIES) AMONG OTHERS AUTHORS AS WELL. I'M A READING FOOL....THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET TO SLEEP AT NITE IS TO EITHER BE DRUNK, SEVERLY WORN OUT (HOPEFULLY FROM SEX) OR TO READ FOR A WHILE BEFORE HAND.

Heroes:

MY SON. HE IS THE ABSOLUTE STRONGEST PERSON I KNOW. HE IS THE MOST KIND HEARTED SOUL, MOST FORGIVING, MOST PLEASING PERSON, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, KNOWS HOW TO STAND UP FOR HIMSELF. ADULTS, INCLUDING MYSELF (AND I DO, THANKFULLY), COULD LEARN A LOT FROM HIM. HE NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME WITH HIS ABILITIES WHETHER IT BE BOUNCING BACK FROM ADVERSITY, OR TO MEMORIZING MUSIC AFTER JUST HEARING A SONG A VERY FEW TIMES. EVERYONE WHO MEETS HIM IS JUST ENAMORED WITH HIM. I KNOW MOST PEOPLE BRAG ABOUT THEIR KIDS, BUT EVEN IF HE WEREN'T MINE, I'D STILL FEEL THIS WAY. I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID TO DESERVE THIS CHILD. IF I WERE A RELIGIOUS MAN, I WOULD THANK GOD FOR HIM.

My Blog

Hopelessly Addicted.....

To all my family and friends: I am hopelessly addicted. I spend almost every day thinking about it, almost every penny that I can spare (and a lot that I can't) goes toward it. I f...
Posted by Anticrombie & Bitch on Sun, 20 May 2007 08:03:00 PST

LEARN TO DRIVE MUTHA FUKKAS!

I AM NORMALLY A PRETTY EVEN TEMPERED GUY, BUT GAWD I AM SO SICK OF IDIOT DRIVERS! MAKES ME WANNA START CARRYING A PISTOL IN THE DOOR POCKET GANGSTA STYLE. OK, I ADMIT TO HAVING A BRAIN FART ONCE IN A ...
Posted by Anticrombie & Bitch on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:37:00 PST

END OF SUMMER BLUES

WELL, HERE WE ARE AGAIN...THAT TIME OF  YEAR US NORTHERN BIKERS HATE SO MUCH IS ALMOST UPON US. WE'LL RIDE UNTIL THE SNOW FILES, BUT AS I SIT HERE IN M OFFICE, WATHCING THE GREY SKIES, ...
Posted by Anticrombie & Bitch on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:15:00 PST

BOYCOTT PARIS HILTON

ENOUGH OF PARIS FUCKING HILTON! THE HO BAG HAS ABOUT AS MUCH TALENT, BRAINS, AND/OR LEVEL OF ATTRACTIVENESS AS YOUR AVERAGE ONE POUND BAG OF (MEIJER) SUGAR, YET I HAVE TO SEE HER ON JUST ABOUT EV...
Posted by Anticrombie & Bitch on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:47:00 PST