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mary i'm not a player. i just crush a lot.

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: bizarro-world, Maryland
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

G'S UP, ho's down oh you know you wrong

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: miami 305!, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!

Jamie It's that time of the year

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: DAMARISCOTTA, Maine
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

MIRANDA.

Age:: 99 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: livin in, Washington
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

networkText

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SEATTLE, Washington
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Networking

Amy

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Brooklyn, New York
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

katie : destroyer 1000 acts of thoughtlessness

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: suburban thrills, ILLINOIS
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Leslie 2.0 v2 I don't want to be in the local papers, I want to be in the tabloids!

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Austin, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Mizie You don't come by this everyday! =)

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: seattle, WASHINGTON
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

ol' nicole one eye.

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Prison City, Illinois
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

Kaley Bean(town) the sun isnt getting any brighter

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: ...waves crash blue around you..., California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

[sarah] It's so not about the YARN!

Age:: 99 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Airplanes/Cars/Suitcases, LA, NYC, NAP, STL, California
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

i'm too busy rocking out.™ Most rock writers have a problem, they like music way too much -often to the point of idiocy. -C. Kl

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Deb

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: ABILENE, Texas
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Not Sure
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Katie

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Newcastle/Manchester,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Broadrob Donaway The 236th most electrifying man on MySpace.

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Stamford, Connecticut
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

PFK Just lil ol' me

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Not really from Zimbabwe,
Country:: Zimbabwe
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Bitches get Stitches.

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Delray Beach/ Boca Raton, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight

la la la laken Reality is a nice place to visit ... but I wouldn't want to live there.

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: STILLWATER, Oklahoma
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Sara I GUARATEE YOU ME GONNA GET DOWN FUNKY TONIGHT

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BIRMINGHAM, Alabama
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

e.anne if only you would stay gone, maybe i could move on..

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: THE hyphen, ARKANSAS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Aly Freakin Robertson Sometimes your heart just aches for something more...

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: WILMINGTON, NORTH CAROLINA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Tysonism...

Age:: 101 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: ASSLANTA, GEORGIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

allen stealing is bad.. cherie is good..

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: crapsville, COLORADO
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends, Networking

selina shoes, betch!

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: morgan hill, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Jon Salmon from There For Tomorrow my heart is in motion 3333

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: orlando, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Ahem... There's information in the chips. Countless information!

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Behind a camera near you, Colorado
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Nicole Walk like its for sale, and the rent is due tonight

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Moore, SOUTH CAROLINA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Dr. Egon Spengler

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Providence, Rhode Island
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

jill

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: North Augusta, SOUTH CAROLINA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Layne `Now, I give you fair warning,' shouted the Queen, stamping on the ground as she spoke; `either you

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Michigan
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

The Smuls Step 1....Cut a hole in a box

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Baltimore, MARYLAND
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

ALLIEEEEEEE!!

Age:: 16 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Buffalo, New York
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight

Brittany Ashley. I hate condensation!

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Los Angeles, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Body:: Slim / Slender

NaTaLiE NATTY

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Northridge, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

jennie mÂ¢

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Ontario
Country:: Canada
Status:: Single

Jen When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. ~Jimi Hendrix

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: MAINE
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Raelene i'm a big girl now, see my big girl shoes?

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Far Far Away, Arkansas
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Lisa Martine Adler

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LOS ANGELES, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

J Peso

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: CT, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Pacific Islander
Status:: In a Relationship
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

~Dani Girl~

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Islan Guahan
Country:: Guam
Ethnicity:: Pacific Islander
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Birmzzz
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Drunk Dialing Divas See what lookin' pretty cool will getcha

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: DALLAS, TEXAS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: San Francisco, California
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

J.R. Have You Forgotten How Good J.R. Tastes??

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Claymont, Delaware
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

devin i intend to live forever, or die trying

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: los feliz, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

O'Mahoney

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Elevenshulme, Manchester,
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Ms. Traveling Pants

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Idaho
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Kaleen

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: San Ramon, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

MaryBerry

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Sioux City, Iowa
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Here For:: Friends