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Layne

`Now, I give you fair warning,' shouted the Queen, stamping on the ground as she spoke; `either you

About Me

I dont know how to fall asleep before 3 am. I'm a terrible liar. I have "inside" jokes with almost all my friends, but I fail at keeping them "inside." I think they (whoever "they" is) need to bring back those chocolate covered fruit snacks from the early-mid 90s. I like to reminisce about stuff that virtually nobody else remembers. When I turned 7, Dennis Rodman wrote me a birthday letter. My dad framed it, and it's on the wall in his office. I'm still trying to figure out why. I miss my brothers, my sister, and my (non-Monterey) friends. I have some really great friends in Monterey as well, but most of them are moving to DC with me, so I won't really have to miss them. My favorite color is hot pink. 80s/90s cartoons, 80s/90s wrestling tapes, and the song "A Spoonful of Sugar" cheer me up when I'm sad. I was once told I could never be a heroin addict because I have terrible veins. True story. I also have no gag reflex. I don't know how to be mean to people. I wish I did. Layout made by

My Interests

being nice, trying to pretend im not nice, nice people, indy wrestling, old school wrestling, road trips, israel, france, crossword puzzles, re-enactments, improv, wikipedia, trivia, detroit pistons, cartoons, sephora, anthropologie, japanese wrestling magazines, naps, ufc, being told i look 15, sarcasm, long walks at night, snow, coffee, tea, hot chocolate, sushi, cupcakes, anything alice in wonderland, reminiscing, singing, fairytales, itunes, happy meals, ridiculousness, text messaging, shady bars, girls night, gossip, making fun of rats, inside jokes, *start major dorkiness* the french-israeli relationship, international negotiations, edward r. murrow's crusade against mccarthyism, 1972 munich olympics, bobby kennedy assassination, people2people, documentaries about all this stuff *end major dorkiness*, and probably a good time to move on from this section.

I'd like to meet:

I like meeting new people, but I have no interest in adding random people who are on a mission to have the most friends on myspace. And I definitely have no interest in your band. I'm sure it's great and I wish you all the success in the world. I'm also not a fan of sparkly comments, chain letters, and people who don't respect the difference between your and you're. However, I can ignore all that if you buy me the stuff on my wishlist!

Music:


Movies:

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Office Space, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Willy Wonka, Lords of Dogtown, A Clockwork Orange, Clueless, The Royal Tenenbaums, Mean Girls, Jawbreaker, Love Actually, Alice in Wonderland, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, the Virgin Suicides, Requiem for a Dream, Capote, Good Night and Good Luck, The Usual Suspects, The Jetsons Meet the Flinstones, Crash, Reservoir Dogs, Mulholland Drive, American Beauty, Pretty in Pink, 21 Grams, Dirty Work, Orange County, Amelie, Wet Hot American Summer, Lost in Translation, Le Diner de Cons, Garden State, Mallrats, The 40 Year Old Virgin, High Fidelity, 10 Things I Hate About You, She's All That, Go, The Pianist, Basketball Diaries, TMNT 2, Dazed and Confused, Eurotrip, The Good Girl, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Secretary, Igby Goes Down, Wayne's World, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Motorcycle Diaries

Television:

24, Prison Break, Saved By The Bell, TMNT, SNICK, Muppet Babies, Doug, The Office, Top Chef, 30 Rock, Hitchcock Presents, Ally McBeal, Sex and the City, Punky Brewster, The Practice, Transformers, Hey Dude, early 90s SNL, The State, Sleeper Cell, Frontline, Anderson Cooper 360, The Colbert Report, The Jetsons, The Soup, Project Runway, Studio 60, One Tree Hill, Degrassi, Pistons games, WWF Superstars of Wrestling

Books:

Right now, any book that doesn't have shit to do with the Middle East, international negotiations, conflict resolution, or anything international policy related would probably be perfect.

Heroes:

Edward R. Murrow. Al Franken(If he runs for Senate, and wins, I'd seriously consider moving to Minnesota).Yitzhak Rabin. Anwar Sadat. Michael Ian Black. Sarah Silverman. Stephen Colbert. Anderson Cooper. Jim McKay. Jack Bauer. Zack Morris. Michael Scofield. She-ra, Princess of Power. Alice in Wonderland. Patti Mayonnaise...

My Blog

Cinderella these girls from nothin to somethin

Why do my friends date total dickheads?Why does the time in Monterey go by sooo fucking slowly?Why am I still in school when I dont have parachuting training and I dont plan on ever visiting Tanzania?...
Posted by Layne {MIS} on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 12:47:00 PST

To quote the great Pharoah Monch, "FUCK YOU"

Usually I like to write silly, meaningless blogs to brighten everyones day. This is not one of those blogs. Im sorry.So, yeah, I'm sorta hot right now. Actually take out the word "sorta" and replace i...
Posted by Layne {MIS} on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:28:00 PST

Make a militant move, peep my strategy

I got this message from Devin's friend Andrew, the coolest non-Devin 16 year old I know, on facebook:LayneIm sorry but i cannot facebook marry u right now, i already told someone else i wouldnt nd the...
Posted by Layne {MIS} on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 09:37:00 PST

It's just the little things you do (UH!) that makes me wanna get with you (UH!)

I  miss Devin, Logan, and TaylorI miss indy wrestling shows, awkward fitting overalls and rats.I miss the boys.I miss the girls.I miss Steve's, OPH, and Yotsuba.I miss road trips.I miss the Magic...
Posted by Layne {MIS} on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:46:00 PST

No clever title.

So my friend (I'll protect her identity for reasons you'll soon discover) and I have discovered the key to conflict resolution. Drugs and sex. She had a dream last night that she was a hostage negotia...
Posted by Layne {MIS} on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:00:00 PST

Birthday list...with some updates.

I turn 25 in less than a month. I dont like the idea of turning 25. Im totally not even a little bit ready to grow up. Here's a list of things I like.or that Im interested in..you know for gift ideas....
Posted by Layne {MIS} on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:46:00 PST

Don't call it a comeback. I been here for years. Rockin my peers. Putting suckers in fear.

 Best people of the weekend. No order, per usual. Seriously, there is NO order!!! 1. AKW2. Clarissa3. Max4. Shannon5. Jay6. Martin7. Everyone I know named Chris. If your name is Chris, you're on ...
Posted by Layne {MIS} on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:52:00 PST

Put your mind to it. Go for it. Get down and break a sweat.

So I'm currently reading Alice in Wonderland, I've been watching Transformers on ONdemand, and tonight, Im going to watch the TMNT movie (theres a new one coming out, btw). I've been totally intereste...
Posted by Layne {MIS} on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:46:00 PST

SLEEEEEEEEP

I wish I knew how to get tired before 4 am. I have to leave here in about 7 hours or so to get Chris from the airport. He's coming to Sunday family lunch at Deli Unique. He may hurt me when he realize...
Posted by Layne {MIS} on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 12:19:00 PST

The sun has gone to bed and so must I...

I smoke cigars when I go to South Beach.I am a quick shopper.I miss my friends.Thursday marks the one year anniversary of me meeting Chris. Now my best friends wear tights for a living. I made some re...
Posted by Layne {MIS} on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:43:00 PST