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JORDAN

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

About Me

FYI: I AM NOT A WRESTLING FAN! JUST BECAUSE MY BOYFRIEND IS A WRESTLER, THAT DOES NOT MEAN I AM A FAN! I SUPPORT HIM BECAUSE HE LOVES IT AND I LOVE HIM. CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, IF YOU ARE A WRESTLING FAN, WE DO NOT HAVE THAT IN COMMON!My absolute favorite band of all time is Green Day, and my absolute favorite singer of all time is Michael Jackson. I graduated from Western Michigan University with a degree in marketing and I have yet to find a job. I have the best boyfriend on the planet and you should be jealous. I love to go to coffee shops and hang out, although I never do anymore. I love art, and I'm somewhat of an artist myself. I'm pretty easy to please. If there is anything you want to know about me, just ask. :D

My Interests

Music, art (especially Andy Warhol), Josh, being with my friends doing whatever...You should check out deviantart.com. It's really interesting. I'm slowly (very slowly) learning how to sew so I can make wrestling gear on my own! I'm taking over the business! I'm the boss! :)

I'd like to meet:

I love meeting new people!! ...but in real life. If I don't know you, I probably won't add you...especially if you don't send me a message first. It's nothing personal, but I don't want my friend space to be covered with people that I don't even talk to. That's all. Sometimes I accidentally deny people and I feel really bad about it so if you think I denied you by mistake, add me again!! :)Also, I don't add guys who only add girls. Try forming real relationships with girls that may actually date you.

Music:

Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, HIM, Michael Buble, and Michael Jackson, are my favorites.

Movies:

I love all movies! Horror, comedy, action, drama, animated...anything Robin Williams, Jackie Chan, or Jet Li.

Television:

TV is sooo boring. I find myself watching Boy Meets World, Full House, Flavor of Love, Project Runway, America's Next Top Model, and really bad shows that I can't turn away from like I Love New York and Rock of Love. So bad that they're good. However, I really do love The Tudors, Californication, and Penn and Teller's: Bullshit. Good stuff.

Books:

Now that I've graduated, I don't read books.

Heroes:

Mike Z aka Mr. M-A-Z is my hero because he is an editing genius! Also, I really look up to rats for their ablility to have no self respect. If only I could aspire to be such a skanky whore. If you're wondering whether or not I'm talking about you...then yes. I am. Uppercuts for all!

My Blog

Honey, I have two masters degrees and I run this division.

I applied for a job at a place called JR Promotionz (Yes... It's actually spelled with a "Z") in Grand Rapids. It's an event marketing company that promotes the D.A.R.E. program. I had an interview wi...
Posted by JORDAN on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 09:54:00 PST

Off to a good start!

I just got off the phone with a woman from a company who was interested in hiring me. She asked me to send her a second copy of my resume in an email and I did. Unfortunately after I sent it, I realiz...
Posted by JORDAN on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:14:00 PST

Wanna win $1 million?

I love playing McDonald's Monopoly game, but I NEVER win. I'm collecting the game pieces and I have 2 railroads and some other stuff. If anyone wants to combine game pieces and split the prize, I woul...
Posted by JORDAN on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 04:07:00 PST

So...I think I might have a bug in my ear.

I was in the middle of reading a book today when I started hearing this grinding sound in my right ear. When I heard the sound, I also felt vibrations in my ear. I thought something weird was going on...
Posted by JORDAN on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 06:27:00 PST

So...I'm not a wrestling fan.

But this is the type of stuff I see everyday on my myspace: Sponsored Links Summer Wrestling Camps Hitchcock/Azevedo Wrestling Camp Squaw Valley CA - from 7/12 - 8/06www.wrestlingcamps.comWorld's Old...
Posted by JORDAN on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 06:23:00 PST

Are we even old enough to have a remember when?

This is the first bulletin I've read and actually liked. It reminds me of someone I know very well. He wears Saved by the Bellish tights and slap bracelets. You're a 90's kid if:You can finish this [i...
Posted by JORDAN on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 07:43:00 PST

So angry...I'll kill someone

I'm scheduled for Lasik this thursday. It's $2700. Josh and I had the money until recently when we had to fix his car and pay for my text books. Now we can only pay about $500. The payment is due toda...
Posted by JORDAN on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:01:00 PST

I don't get it. Do I really look like a little girl?

Don't get me wrong. I love that I look so young, but I really don't think I look that young. I went with Josh to a middle school wrestling meet yesterday. As you know, he coaches middle school wrestl...
Posted by JORDAN on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 06:55:00 PST

$177 million

I need luck on my side! The lottery is up to $177 million...the drawing is tomorrow. I've had a feeling lately that I need to play the lottery. I've never bought a lottery ticket in my life, but I'm f...
Posted by JORDAN on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:22:00 PST

I really liked our old one, but we need a new one.

We need a new roommate! I really liked our old one, but we need a new one! Move in with us. If you need somewhere to live, we need you. If you ask about it, and I don't feel like you are a good fit wi...
Posted by JORDAN on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 01:05:00 PST