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Michael Z

coasting on melted butter, without disturbing a blade of grass

About Me


articulate and meticulous
master delegator
Hell of unclassy
I'm a single, straight, good-natured guy with men in tights in my Top Friends list. I also listen to David Bowie a lot. I forget where I was going with this description. Likely something sarcastic or incriminating.I work third shift, 10PM-6AM. So my weekend starts at 6AM on Friday and ends Sundays at 10PM. It's the BEST! I barely sleep, but it works for me. Plus, when I DO sleep, ohh man...it is on.
I am also available to fill a lot of staff roles for independent pro wrestling shows. My calendar lists all the shows I'm currently scheduled to do, but I am always looking for more. Message me for details on what I have done and what I can do for you.
GENERAL ADMISSION: $10.00
Kids 7 & Under: FREE!
Sunday, May 25 th 2008
DOORS OPEN @ 4PM - SHOW STARTS @ 5PM
@ Michigan Sports Camps
315 N. Fiske Rd.
Coldwater, MI 49036
WITH SPECIAL APPEARANCES BY
TNA STAR FORMER "TEAM CANADA" LEADER SCOTT D'AMORE
FORMER WWE/TNA WRESTLER ZACH GOWEN
ROH WRESTLER JIMMY JACOBS
...plus more @ PriceOfGloryWrestling.com
GENERAL ADMISSION: $15.00
Kids 7 & Under: FREE!
Sunday, June 22 th 2008
3 HOUR LIVE EVENT!
DOORS OPEN @ 4PM - SHOW STARTS @ 5PM
@ Michigan Sports Camps
315 N. Fiske Rd.
Coldwater, MI 49036
MAIN EVENT: For PoG Heavyweight Championship
PoG Heavyweight Champion Christin Able
VS.
CJ Otis
...plus more @ PriceOfGloryWrestling.com

My Interests


video editing, eccentricism, music, movies, wrestling, practicing autism, sleeping under tables, drug culture and addiction, ROCK BAND, lolcats, matches, orange Tic Tacs, eulogies, the parable of the elephant, Kaiju Big Battel, coping, internet radio (FanOff.com), college radio (WIDR Kalamazoo), putting over people/ideas/inanimate objects, Trapped In The Closet, parachronisms, RocketBusta Radio, ghost ridin' the whip, FLAVOR FLAAAV, monkeys, lemurs, horseradishes, shoegazing, Blackula, being fabulous, Freebird, the Fabulous Freebirds, XND Radio, shoot Borating, WrestleHouse2K7.5, words in the pejorative sense, World Falun Dafa Day, grape drink, Hey mannn... You can find a lot of the videos I've made/ripped on YouTube

I'd like to meet:



racists, gun-toting maniacs, people with drinks in their hand on their default pics, three clowns jerking off on a ghost, those with a case of the Mondays, etc.

THIS GORGEOUS LADY.

AOL Instant Messenger: LocoMZ

Music:



- A Perfect Circle
- Bob Seger
- The Cure
- Daniel Johnston
- David Bowie
- Death Cab For Cutie
- Deep Degraded
- The Doors
- Echo And The Bunnymen
- Eminem
- The Faint
- The Flesh
- Foo Fighters
- Hall & Oates
- Hot Hot Heat
- Jason Mraz
- Johnny Cash
- Jay Z
- Ludacris
- Loretta Lynn
- Mindless Self Indulgence
- The Monkees
- Nirvana
- No Doubt
- Pearl Jam
- PJ Harvey
- Postal Service
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Seals & Crofts
- Shakira
- The Smiths
- Social Distortion
- Soundgarden
- Stone Temple Pilots
- Tears For Fears
- TOOL
- Tub Ring
- The White Stripes
- Yeah Yeah Yeahs
...plus much more...I'm diverse or something.

Movies:

8 Mile, A Bronx Tale, Alice In Wonderland, Beyond The Mat, Daredevil, Dogma, Donnie Darko, The Doors, Fools Rush In, High Fidelity, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Nightmare Before Christmas, Pootie Tang, The Royal Tenenbaums, Se7en, SLC Punk, Taxi Driver, Trainspotting, United States of Leland, Vampire Hunter D...lots more.

Television:

[adult swim], Animal Planet, Animaniacs, Arrested Development, Boondocks, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Freaks And Geeks, game shows like whoa (Wheel Of Fortune, Family Feud, Hollywood Squares), Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Histeria!, Home Movies, My Name Is Earl, The Office, Samurai Pizza Cats, Scrubs, Shin chan, The Simpsons, Survivor, The Tick, 30 Rock, Trigger Happy TV, Venture Bros, Wonder Years

Books:

"Scar Tissue" by Anthony Kiedis, "WrestleCrap: The Very WORST In Professional Wrestling" by RD Reynolds, "The Death Of WCW" by RD Reynolds and Bryan Alvarez, "Wrestling's One Ring Circus" by Scott Keith, "The Watchmen" by Alan Moore, anything by Mike Quackenbush or Henry Rollins (specifically "Black Coffee Blues")

Heroes:


Plus Hacksaw Jim Duggan...dude beat cancer.

My Blog

My Time Well Spent

Remember in my last blog when I said I'd be back next month?  Of course you don't, unless you're a stalker.I'm rather rusty so give me an oily break, as it's been about 5 and a half months since ...
Posted by Michael Z on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:31:00 PST

My Cold War

When I tell people "sometimes I want to strangle you" they never first remember that some people think of strangulation as a sexual thing.  Not me, though.  I just say that to people I want ...
Posted by Michael Z on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:47:00 PST

My Avatar

I seriously have something wrong with me...earlier today, I muttered to myself, "I really want some food...and a Ribera jacket." Halloween is soon approaching, and while there were no real parties to ...
Posted by Michael Z on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 12:33:00 PST

My Blood-Stained Socks

I recently called someone a "slo-mo" while on the highway and realized that, with all the innocuous insults complied in that one phrase, that it's like the quadruple word score of Insult Scrabble. Lab...
Posted by Michael Z on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:28:00 PST

My Donkey Show

Books are useless...I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird" and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds!  Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his ...
Posted by Michael Z on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:27:00 PST

My Official Page

I am pondering changing my user title to OFFICIAL MYSPACE OF MICHAEL Z like all the unsigned rappers and F-level models do it.  I just want to feel important. It's now official that I'm moving in...
Posted by Michael Z on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:38:00 PST

My New Shoes

My friend asked me if I wanted to come over for some shenanigans.  I said he better specify, because when I tell people the story, it'll be quite incriminating. May was quite a month.  Had s...
Posted by Michael Z on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:42:00 PST

My Bastard Brigade

Marty Jannetty's ring gear will never cease to bring a smile to my face.  MJ in da house! I didn't update in April, but it was another chaotic month.  Did some good shows, caught up on NetFl...
Posted by Michael Z on Mon, 14 May 2007 01:02:00 PST

My Gimmick-Laden Life

Sometimes I like to roll into a steakhouse wearing my "MEAT IS MURDER" t-shirt and just totally pig out. It's said that to get really good at something, you have to have a few obsessive years of it.&n...
Posted by Michael Z on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:27:00 PST

My February

What a rancid month.  Sorry, black people. The weather, money, isolation, Hallmark holidays, opportunities that dried up, reliance on others, and general apathy contributed to a pretty crud month...
Posted by Michael Z on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:37:00 PST