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Tom Times Tom Minus Tom

The big Turk, or Bulgarian, or whatever kind of pagan he may be...

About Me


My Interests

Secret Pants, gimmickry, interests, carny speak, lamp, flippity-floppity-floo, extremely mean people, sluts, whores, tramps, floosies, jezebels, Dave Coulier, the Platt Amendment, Postal Service (the band), Postal Service (the mail carriers), tildebangs, Thunderbolt Hank

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Death Cab for Cutie, Postal Service, Harvey Danger, the Pixies, Ben Folds, Ben Lee, Flogging Molly, Less Than Jake, Tears for Fears, ...and You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, Weezer,Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Reel Big Fish, the Shins, Stephen Lynch, Dinosaur Jr., Sly Caps, Cursive, Morningwood, Broken Social Scene, Stars, Metric, New Pornographers, Mike Doughty, Soul Coughing, Von Bondies, Stone Roses, Sunday's Best, Smoking Popes, Destroyer, Depeche Mode, Duvall, Jets to Brazil, Hellogoodbye, Juliana Theory, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, Little Voice, Man or Astroman, Rilo Kiley, Sleater-Kinney, Weezer, Von Bondies, Save Ferris, Wolf Parade, Nada Surf, Size 14, HORSE The Band, DICK JUSTICE~!, Be Your Own Pet, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Boy Kill Boy, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Plain White T's, Mirah, Tsunami Bomb, The Strokes, Camera Obscura, Of Montreal, Straylight Run, The Sounds, Stan Rogers, Ted Leo & The Pharmacists, Edward, Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution, Voxtrot, the Pipettes, Sean Lennon, Jesse & The Rippers,

Movies:

Man on the Moon, Say Anything, The Sure Thing, any film with the words "Mighty Ducks" or "Three Ninjas" in the title, Eternal Sunshine, Calimari Wrestler, Wet Hot American Summer, some other stuff, and Bob Dole.

Television:

The Office, The State, Arrested Development, Grounded For Life, Stella

Books:

...and cranies?Wait, after all those years, I just come to find out that it's "NOOKS and cranies", not books? Eff those guys!

Heroes:

Darkness Crabtree, the Holy Trinity (Saget, Stamos, Coulier), that one guy, the dude who invented fingernail clippers, Tracy Smothers, "Miles Silverburg" from Murphy Brown, Chris

My Blog

Don't talk to strangers. Rick Springfield is begging you....PLEASE!

Has anyone noticed how any song recorded between January 1st, 1980 and December 31st, 1989, is always funnier when performed in spoken-word? The 'Mart has somehow gotten even worse since I last worked...
Posted by Tom Times Tom Minus Tom on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:16:00 PST

No Touching!

Hi, people. I'm in front of a keyboard with absolutely nothing to do, so here's nothing... Just got done with a shift at the campus radio station (it's a portion of my Beginning Radio Production class...
Posted by Tom Times Tom Minus Tom on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:42:00 PST

The Things I Do For Nick Maniwa: A Jerry Bruckheimer Production

Hey, I'm at that edu-mah-cation place down in Vincennes. It's been alright so far. Not too excellent, not too sucky. The social scene down here is booming...with gross alcoholics. Seriously: if your l...
Posted by Tom Times Tom Minus Tom on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:10:00 PST

I'm tired.

What the subject line said.
Posted by Tom Times Tom Minus Tom on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 08:05:00 PST

THIS JUST IN~!

Parade by Pretty Girls Make Graves is officially the catchiest song in the history of history. HISTORY~! It's better than whatever you're listening to right now. Yeah.     FUCKERS. &nb...
Posted by Tom Times Tom Minus Tom on Thu, 11 May 2006 11:08:00 PST

I need help...

Someone needs to give me a time machine and a reality/fiction-base corrector ASAP. Why? In a perfect world, I'd so marry Winona Ryder's character in "Heathers".
Posted by Tom Times Tom Minus Tom on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:01:00 PST

HEY! LISTEN TO ME!

WANTED: A nice, dorky Jewish girl, preferrably in the 16-20 yr. old age range. Tasks needed to be performed: Cuddling, being awesome, thinking I'm funny (I have even worse self-esteem than the average...
Posted by Tom Times Tom Minus Tom on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 06:21:00 PST

I Wish I Were Isaac Daughtery...

Something I forgot to post about the Vincennes trip earlier: I ended up meeting a dorky anime girl in my tour group. That meeting didn't last long, as much like I'm very wrestling-orientated with my c...
Posted by Tom Times Tom Minus Tom on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 10:23:00 PST

Urinals With MOTORS~!

I went to Vincennes today. Damn 2.5 hour drive there and back. Eh, the road will own you. The Vincennes McDonald's is INCREDIBLE though. High-def plasma screen TV's, cute-as-hell front-counter girl, a...
Posted by Tom Times Tom Minus Tom on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 09:55:00 PST

Grow Up & Blow Away Pt. 2

I hate girls. Not all girls. Just some girls. Others are cool. If you understood that, you probably aren't one that I hate. HORSE the Band are lovable. Goodwill is fun. Sentences are formatable. &nbs...
Posted by Tom Times Tom Minus Tom on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 04:03:00 PST