New York sports, the Philadelphia Eagles, the Universites of Connecticut, North Carolina and Florida, being wordy, bad professional wrestling, Irish Car Bombs, Jagerbombs, gimmick cookies, the awesomely unsanitary practice of throwing a dirty ping pong ball into a plastic cup filled with warm beer, sleeping, being a fountain of misinformation, random acts of malfeasance and delusionality, Texas Hold 'Em, driving long distances for really stupid reasons, drunken text messaging, annoying Kim and Becky, midnight Hardcore matches in upscale hotels, the city of Philadelphia, being Rated-RKO with Hoffman, alcohol, the AIDS virus, really old fried chicken and making a joke out of anything and everything where possible.
I'd like to meet:
Any of my heroes, the ad wizards who came up with that one and Tom Emanski.
Music:
I'll listen to anything from rap to country, but I'm big on alternative/metal stuff (Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Green Day, Metallica, Chili Peppers, R.E.M., STP, Foo Fighters, Offspring, etc.) I also really like Billy Joel and Phish.
Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears
Waking up: Woke Up This Morning - A3
Average day: Metalingus - Alter Bridge
First date: First Date - Blink 182
Falling in love: Open My Eyes - Buckcherry
Love scene: Eternal Flame - The Bangles
Fight scene: Symphony of Destruction - Megadeth
Breaking up: It Must've Been Love - Roxette
Getting back together: Broken - Seether with Amy Lee
Secret love: Everything You Want - Vertical Horizon
Life's okay: No Leaf Clover - Metallica
Mental breakdown: NWO - Ministry
Driving: Runnin Down a Dream - Tom Petty
Learning a lesson: Look What You've Done - Jet
Deep thought: Jane Says - Jane's Addiction
Flashback: Livin on a Prayer - Bon Jovi
Partying: Thank God for Jack Daniels - Sex Slaves
Happy dance: Party Up - DMX
Regreting: The Kids Aren't Alright - Offspring
Long night alone: Silent Lucidity - Queensryche
Death scene: Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve
Closing credits: New York, New York - Frank Sinatra
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Movies:
Office Space is the greatest movie ever. Kevin Smith, Tarantino and Hitchcock are gods. Man on the Moon will always hold a place in my heart...thanks, Andy. Comedy stuff with Sandler or Farley is always good. American Beauty, Eurotrip, Swingers, Super Troopers, Boyz in the Hood, Billy Madison, Kids, Goodfellas, stuff like that. I also like a lot of cheesy horror stuff.
Television:
I worship at the altar of The Price is Right. The Sopranos, Lost and The Office might be the best shows on TV. I also watch The Amazing Race to get my reality kick. And of course, we all need a little animation, so The Simpsons and Adult Swim are key. I still love reruns of stuff like Roseanne, Full House, Beavis and Butt-head and Seinfeld. I also like that show with Marc Summers on the Food Network, and when the Travel Channel does shows like Top 10 beaches/water parks/pizza joints etc. Hey, sometimes I like to learn. And obviously, I enjoy wrestling. WWE, lucha, puro, American indies...even shows hosted by Todd Grisham.
Books:
I don't have time to read much, so I stick to magazines here and there; Maxim/Stuff/Blender, SI, ESPN, and WWE mags. Of course, if it's a book on my chosen profession, I'll read it voraciously.
Heroes:
Kurt Cobain, Kevin Smith, Andy Kaufman, Don Mattingly, Wayne Gretzky, Phil Rizzuto, Gorilla Monsoon, Wilford Brimley, Bob Barker, Jim Monsees, The Undertaker, JFK, Todd Alexander Harris and my Uncle Pepe. Spider-Man and Terry Tate Office Linebacker aren't real, but I love them too.
