Coffee, Art, Bicycles, Motorbikes, Porn, Dogs, Music, Halloween, Spiders, Good food, Billiards, Pinball, All sorts of textures, Tattoos, Comic books, Movies, Problem solving, Panty huffing, Shoes, Shoes, Shoes, Stars, Shoes with Stars, Legs, Legos, Nonsense, Driving around in my car without a destination, Nakedness, Sleeping in late, The humor of tradgedy, Nicknackery, Girls who look hot with glasses, Pirates, Jokes about pirates, VICE magazine, Skirts, The word "Cosmonaut" as opposed to "Astronaut" (I'm not red, but you have to admit it sounds better), Text Messaging, Cursing Damnit! Cursing, U.F.O.'s, B.E.M.H.O.'s, Girls who Cross-Dress, Etcetera, Etcetera...
Friends, Family, Unicorns, Fluffy Kittens, Porn Stars, and Hot Librarians... Stay away tattooed people, you frighten me... oh, and pretty girls too... piss off!
I would imagine if you were to meet the devil face to face, you would find that he is an exceptionally good conversationalist...
A.M. Homes 'The Safety of Objects' Mark Leyner 'Et tu Baby' 'The Tetherballs Of Bougainville' 'My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist' Jack Keroac 'The Subterraneans' Chuck Palahniuk 'Choke' 'Survivor' 'Fight Club' Bruce Campbell 'How To Make Love The Bruce Campbell Way' Max Brooks ' The Zombie Survival Guide' Howard Engel 'The Ransom Game' and The Dictionary (but I tend to skip entire chapters)
Lance Armstrong (any man who can get away with being cool for wearing yellow AND beat cancer is O.K. in my book...) Raymond Pettibon, Derek Hess, Tim Hawkinson, Bruce Campbell, Billy Crystal, Daniel Johnston, and also that jackass who invented the quarter~ those little fuckers really do come in handy...