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Dan

PLEASE eat a dick

About Me

I do not have a maid, gardener, agent, manager, publicist, or assistant. I am my own mechanic, technician, personal trainer, life coach, and stylist. I do not go to a gym to get excercise. I have a lot of good friends and know a lot of great people. I have been to over 30 countries and 47 of the 50 United States. I know a little about a lot. I like to ignore my acquired wisdom and do things that are against my better judgement. Oh yeah, I like fingerbanging too.

My Interests

Taking stuff apart, putting stuff together, modifying stuff.

I'd like to meet:

More dudes who do coke and talk about their band

Music:

Foghat

Movies:

Swayze flicks

Television:

Toshiba 32"

Books:

Lots of them. Reading is fundamental.

Heroes:

Evel Knievel, Nat Daniels, Jim Marshall, anyone who lives the dream