*jules* - ProfilesArchive

About Me

my birthday is the 69th day of the year (minus leap year). CPR certified! i'm slowing maturing. i laugh in my sleep. i miss cahuenga. i hate LA traffic. total craigslist fan. i have horrible posture. i feel old while watching mtv. i sleep with my eyes slightly opened. i hate children/dogs that aren't well behaved. i miss protected left turns. i have a big forehead. i have freckles on my nose. i'm easily amused. a sucker for a man in uniform. i'm a brat when it comes down to it. i love bud light's "real men of genius" radio spots. i don't understand the point of making my bed in the morning. i'm a big kid. i like to read magazines back to front. i like the toilet lid down. i sweat like a pig. i fold my toilet paper. feed me and i'll wash your dishes. i like to ask questions, lots of them. a true attention whore. many believe i suffer from ADD. what you see is what you get.
so sexy it huuuuurts

My Interests

people watching. getting things in the mail. e progression. kissing. comfortable silences. laughing. toe socks. scratching. sushi. dive bars. popping bubble wrap. knitting. naps. beach days. storytelling. rock/paper/scissors. live musica. slip-on vans. baseball tee's. good analogies. carbombs at the burgundy. pizza and beer afternoons. pet names. randoms. text messages. the dog beach. post-its. playing in the water. complaining. kicking shins. catching fishies. crayons and coloring books. bike gangin to the waterfront for 'dingers. belly rubbing. making a mess. being pampered. steam rolling. flaming hot cheetos. trying to cook. first stretch of the day. squishy bits. smell of fresh laundry. lazy days. bowling turkeys. street vendor's bacon wrapped hot dogs.

I'd like to meet:

bret and jemaine

Music:

sing along oldies. the beatles. queen. the stooges. fugazi. tool. camera obscura. the stills. MGMT. elvis. eagles of death metal. danzig. rogue wave. spoon. the supremes. sigur ros. fleetwood mac. metric. turbonegro. the knives. fireball ministry. UNKLE. velvet underground. the new pornographers. ms john soda. cat power. keren ann. autolux. the decemberists. the magic numbers. the beach boys. x. architecture in helsinki. the little ones. prince. the rolling stones. rilo kiley. al green. wilco. travis. the mountain goats. the ramones. queens of the stone age. death cab for cutie. built to spill. etta james. the postal service. the sex pistols. the cure. the clash. the spazmatics. and so on and so forth...
uncle jesse and the rippers...

Movies:

r. kelly's trapped in the closet chapters 1-12. ghost. a christmas story. casino. spaceballs. pee wee's big adventure. goodfellas. shawshank redemption. pretty woman. fast times at ridgemont high. breakfast at tiffany's. jackie brown. pulp fiction. QT films in general. donnie brasco. love actually. the sandlot. grease. the godfather 1/2. forrest gump. requiem for a dream. city of god. the believer. and then some...

Television:

south park. chappelle's show. the sopranos. sex and the city. oz. entourage. friends. [adult swim]. flight of the conchords. gangland. the simpsons. i love lucy reruns.
i wanted to be the host of this show as a kid...

Books:

stories by bukowski. last exit to brooklyn. the partner. the da vinci code. great expectations. the five people you meet in heaven. the joy luck club. the alchemist. if you give a mouse a cookie. wayside school is falling down. superfudge. oh and coloring books.

Heroes:

bacon wrapped hot dog vendors...