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Jason

That's weak sauce.

About Me

"...on a freaking orange bus somewhere in the middle of God forsaken nowhere on the way to who gives a fuke."-Shawn Tubbs
I've seen a million faces..... and I've cleaned/fixed/restrung/tuned the guitars/amps/gear for the guys that rocked them all.
I work alot, and I don't keep in touch with people like I should... so I'm a shitty friend. I'm impatient and I have so many pet peeves I am thinking of contacting the Guinness Book of World Records for some sort of award. You don't want to hang out with me.
I'd also like to see bigger booze bottles on airplanes. I'm an alcoholic, not an action figure. (Relax... it's a joke from a movie.)
Tokyo... the coolest city in the world.

My Interests

I love poetry, and a glass of scotch... and of course, my friend Baxter here...

I'd like to meet:

Gary Oldman...The Rat Pack, in their heyday...Jesus... just to see what all the hype is about... Frank Lloyd Wright cause he designed the most ridiculous houses ever. I want to live in Fallingwater.

Music:

I suppose I like a good yodeling record as much as the next guy.

Television:

It's a big one.... Samsung 42" HD

Heroes:

My Grandpa, Leo Fender, Les Paul, Jim Marshall, Jack Daniels, Christopher Columbus, Chuck Taylor, and Batman.