Wellll. Cut a long story short, the pelican brought me down in a blanket then pecked at my face before leaving. I was left on the doorstep of 2 people, who are called mom and dad; apparently. Yeah i live in a matchbox with them my little jewish shit brother. I think hes name is.... Jesus.
When i discovered i could shoot lasers out of my eyes, people called me a freak. I thought that was a bit harsh so you can can me ..
SUPERDAN.
At age 12 i began a downward spiral of drugs and shit like that, wanking, shitting in public places, and a string of terrorist attacks that left toys'r'us in pieces, you know ... the usual.
GOOD TIMES.
THEN; a child who shall not be named gave me a talent, a very special talent...
... of falling of a motor scooter. I thank you and..
EAT SHIT BUBBA STEWERT!!!
I have some shitty friends too, they would sell me for a pack of bourbons, but its okay. Because they perform sexual favour in return for my infinate knowledge of text message jokes. Yes i would agree, im cooler than a frozen testicle.
Thank you && God bless xxxxx
[email protected].
PEACE OUT BEATRICE <3
Apparently i can't have videos on my myspace for some reason, Tom is fucking with my head.
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