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The Smuls

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About Me

UPDATED!!! Brand New Random Thoughts About Me...I'm happy, I like to plan things, ESPN the magazine is what I would choose to bring on a plane if I could only take one magazine, I got a little choked up for the office season finale, I Wonder, driving isn't so bad when you have somewhere good to get to, HBO rocks, I hope there will always be a senior week, My car is in great shape but usually has one small thing wrong with it at any given time, I have a great window view of the Ford Dealership & McDonalds from where I sit in the office, I like the States New York & PA way more than Virginia & West Virginia, lighting bugs are the only kind of bug I kind of enjoy holding in my hand, I'm still way too into Lost, I named my GPS Garna,I believe in fate (95% sure), I see that there is evil and i know that there is good, I'm going to win the lottery within the next 10 years, I text, I still play the circle game, I watch the Ravens Game at the same place every week (with the Florida exception and a couple weeks throughout the season) for the last 8 years at The Kurmans, I'm working on it, I am a better person for knowing what a Gonkletwirp is, I like to have fun with Photoshop, I still drive a Silver CRV, I like the flavors of blueberry and Mango, I think people complain too much, I have a staples that was easy button in my office and i like to think of funny places to use it, I like to switch things around sometimes, I won my fantasy baseball league for the 3rd time in 4 years, I don't care if you think I'm a nerd cause I wrote that, I found the coolest Sheetz ever, i like bulk candy, I don't like saying instant message sayings in real life, Sara will always be awesome, I never want to stop doing STT's, I miss certain people, I haven't lost my wallet or keys in over 12 years (I'm sure it was smart to write that), I like genoa salami, I liked Too Jays and Brewzii's in FL it's good there, I like leaving comments that take some effort, I have an ipod shuffle and it's name is The Smuls, I still prefer blue pens over black, I usually stop at Steetz, Royal Farms or Dunkin Donuts for coffee in the morning, when I pay cash I'll usually see if I have the change in my pocket to match so I get an extra bill back, I have my moments, I'm not the best speller/typer, I want to get better, I like off-color jokes, I think because I watch all the law and orders and CSI I could get away with a murder if I had to, my dad's middle name was Abba, I like the ravens and the orioles more than any other sports teams, I don't like Starbuks coffee but I love their other drinks, I'm an only child, I like the bar 1717, the first 4 or 5 times I saw the first Hanson video I thought the middle girl would be cute in a few years, the most embarrasing song I have on my ipod is mmmbop, Ok thats all you get....for now!

My Interests

New things, traveling, Music and more music, fun restaurants, laughing and more laughing, Real Estate, jokes, drinking, friends, entertianing, taking pictures, looking at the pictures I took, TV, Green things, coffee, the internet, Sirius, Fantasy Baseball and Football, Real Baseball and Football, The Ravens & Orioles, Red Heads, Text Messages & Your Mom.

I'd like to meet:

FUN FRIENDLY PEOPLE!!! Also Will Ferrall, Andy Samberg, his brother in law Roy, The Rock, Jeremy Pivens, Bill Clinton, The writers from Lost (we would have a frank discussion), Adam Duritz, Howard Stern, The girls from Deal or No Deal, Joe Pesci and Robert Deniro at the same time, Warren Buffett, Maria Sharipova, Steven Speilberg, Hiro Nakamura, Dexter, The Old man from the amusment park commercials & Your Mom.

Music:

Favorite Music: Anything with crows in the name...ie counting, black or cheryl, U2, Red Hot Chili Peppers, White Stripes, Eminem, Coldplay, The Strokes, Anyone who was at Live8, Jack Johnson, Ben Folds, Sublime, Billy Joel, Live, Matthew Sweet, Incubus, The Beatles, Aerosmith, Bjork, Meatloaf(shut up), Steve Miller Band, Death Cab for Cutie, Oasis, Radiohead Etc Etc Etc Etc, anything that I want to listen to more than once!Due To It's Re Release and the fact it's After August, This months featured Album is The Counting Crows "August And Everything After" Featured Song today, because it happens to be rainy today: It's Raining In Baltimore! This circus is falling down on its knees The big top is crumbling down It's raining in Baltimore fifty miles east Where you should be, no one's around I need a phone call I need a raincoat I need a big love I need a phone call These train conversations are passing me by And I don't have nothing to say You get what you pay for But I just had no intention of living this way I need a phone call I need a plane ride I need a sunburn I need a raincoat And I get no answers And I don't get no change It's raining in Baltimore, baby But everything else is the same There's things I remember and things I forget I miss you I guess that I should Three thousand five hundred miles away But what would you change if you could? I need a phone call Maybe I should buy a new car I can always hear a freight train baby if I listen real hard And I wish it was a small world Because I'm lonely for the big towns I'd like to hear a little guitar I guess it's time to put the top down I need a phone call I need a raincoat

Movies:

Oh man, this is gonna take a while....Major League, Dumb and Dumber, Shawshank, Truman show, Blades Of Glory, Grandma's Boy, South Park, Chasing Amy, Edward Sissorhands, Willy Wonka the first one, Eddie Murphy Raw, Ace Ventura, Momento, Fight Club, Oceans 11, Lord of the rings, star warss, the neverending story, pretty woman, forrest gump, pulp fiction, kill bill, vol 2, Independance day, Alien, Predator, Kindergarden Cop, Team America, Wet Hot American Summer, Parenthood, The Jerk, Fletch, Caddyshack, Field Of Dreams, Any Given Sunday, Mean girls, can't hardly wait, Xmen 1 and 2, jackass, scarface, goodfellas, all the national almpoon vacations, OLD SCHOOL, Anchorman, Office Space, Lion King, scrooged, clueless, super size me, father of the bride, meet the parents, zoolander........oh, and the Crow (for Dwight)If you haven't seen superbad..see it, here is why: Evan: You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be anything, it could be a bowling site. Seth: Yeah, but it doesn't actually show dick going in which is a huge concern. Evan: Right, I didn't realize that. Seth: Besides, have you ever seen a vagina by itself? Evan: No. Seth: [shakes his head] Not for me.AND...Becca: Your cock is so smooth! Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man.ok, one more, I know you want it...Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.

Television:

Top Ten TV Shows That I Watch RIGHT NOW: 10. The Simpsons 9. Curb 8. CSI Vegas and Miami 7. Any Law & Order 6. Prison Break 5. Heroes 4. 24 3. The Sheild 2. The Office 1. LostOther shows I like: South Park, most things on the food network but def iron chef, Reruns of sienfeld and friends ( i just pretend it's thursday night again), Da Ali G Show, Entourage, Criminal Minds (gotta get the unsub), American Idol

Books:

Harry Potters, The 5 people you meet in heaven, when bad things happen to good people, Dan Brown Books, Tuesday's with Morrie, The Secret, The house on Hackman hill, Bad Twin.

Heroes:

Mr. Brown: At Diversity Today, we believe it's very easy to be a hero. All you need are honesty, empathy, respect, and open-mindedness. Dwight Schrute: Ah, excuse me? I'm sorry, but that's not all it takes to be a hero.

Mr. Brown: Great, well, what is a hero to you? Dwight Schrute: A hero kills people, people that wish him harm. A hero is part human and part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster, that must be avenged. Mr. Brown: Uh, you're thinking of a superhero. Dwight Schrute: We all have a hero in our heart.

My Blog

2007 Special Thanks To! (Did You Make It?)

Hey Everyone, ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> I can tell you that every single one of you will recognize and understand a lot of what is below, but as always,...
Posted by The Smuls on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 08:31:00 PST

Good Friday Comes Early??

I am feeling a little extra NISHE today.  It's purple Friday in Baltimore and I would say 8 or 9 out of every 10 people I see have either a Ravens Jersey, shirt, or something else purple.  I...
Posted by The Smuls on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:45:00 PST

2006 Top Ten Top Ten Lists!!!

Little bit of a different twist on this years Special Thanks To!!!   It's my TOP TEN Top Ten Lists!    Top 10 2006 Florida Memories: 1.        Fourth...
Posted by The Smuls on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 08:04:00 PST

The Florida Experiment

Well folks, another chapter read and lesson learned!  I have been down here in South Florida for just about a year now.  While in Baltimore for a wedding this weekend, I was informed that t...
Posted by The Smuls on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 09:32:00 PST

My First Blog....

Ok, I'm giving into the Blog.  There are a lot of things out there that you need my opinion on.  Here are the first random 3.... First Subject:  Extreme Makover Home Edition.  I u...
Posted by The Smuls on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 09:30:00 PST