I'm not sure what to write. I recently married the girl of my dreams. I work in the benefits department at Black and Decker. I love going to concerts. During college, I worked at a place called Cluck-U Chicken. I love the beach. I've never been skydiving but I'd really like to try it. I'm a big fan of the orange chicken at Panda Express. I mostly listen to '90s music. I love roller coasters. Mitch Hedberg is my favorite comedian of all time. I love driving my Jeep. I get bored easily. I was a contestant on "The Price is Right". I've been to every HFStival since 1995. I have a really short attention span. I love dogs. I didn't like cats until I got one. I know all the words to "We Didn't Start the Fire". I don't like long car rides. My favorite sports are baseball and football. I've never had a cavity. I share a birthday with Joey Lawrence, Don Mattingly, and Adolf Hitler. My favorite types of bread are pita and ciabatta. Amazingly, I am the quietest person in my office. I think Led Zeppelin is overrated. I am an excellent speller. I've been a Howard Stern fan since 1991. As a kid, I worshipped Weird Al. I'm a huge fan of game shows. I subscribe to Rolling Stone, Sports Illustrated, Maxim, and Playboy. I play softball on Sunday mornings. I like reading books, but I just never get around to doing it. I keep four different calendars on my desk at work. I try to eat healthy. I haven't listened to regular radio since I got satellite radio in '03. My iPod has 4,000 songs but I need more room. I can't stand it when people type "lol". It's like laughing at your own joke, which is never appropriate. I like doing karaoke, and I even sound good once in a while. I love sports, but I don't care about the World Cup or Tour de France. I chew on my pens. I always enjoy dolphin shows.
My boys!
