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About Me

The best way to find out more about me would be to check out my blog at http://stardanced.blogspot.com. Otherwise...I like to put on concerts for people stuck next to me in traffic. I love my friends more than life itself. I do not like being organized or making decisions. I love people who are silly, witty, and interesting...I hate to be bored. I think the color turquoise is lovely, and I'm working on being the most incredibly talented, accidentally fabulous person ever! I think it's fun to be entertained, and I like entertaining other people, especially when it involves singing songs you don't know, dancing in cages, or tracking down monsters. If you can quote Anchorman, I will immediately adore you. I will then challenge you to quote it better than me. My plan is to marry into foreign royalty and eventually rule over a small country. In the event that my plan falls through, I intend to find a happy little life doing something--I don't know what that means yet, but I assure you it will be happy! MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The owner of Sephora...I'm pretty sure he would fall under my spell and leave the entire make-up empire to ME! Or else just silly, funny, witty people, and anyone who can make me laugh!
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My Blog

Did you think this would all be much easier than it's turned out to be?

When we were little, "growing up" seemed so illustrious. It was the goal of all goals, it was what we were spending our days learning how to do. We were asked what we wanted to be when we grew up, and...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:44:00 GMT

Really, it could be worse!

So recently I was in a super cranky mood, for no good reason. I mean there was a reason, but it wasn't a good one! And that happens to the best of us now and then, I think! Sometimes something li...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 07:08:00 GMT

Duchess's Guide To Getting the Fuck Over It

Are you tired of having that pesky male stuck in your head at all hours of the day? Is he causing you stress? Does he make you restless with his mixed messages and cryptic conversations? Fret no more!...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 20:31:00 GMT

Molested!

Ok kids, I'm not even kidding. I got molested by Tattoo Man at work today. We were having an Admissions Open House, so we invited all the faculty and staff to our offices for snacks! Mr. Tattoo Man en...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 09:59:00 GMT

MY new philosophy

Ok...so let's talk about my day. I wake up at 5am, to drive an hour and a half to work, to dress up like the Nittany Lion for 6 hours...riding around in the Penn Statemobile, and dodging surly teenage...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 19:54:00 GMT

Would you like a side of sex with that?

So in case any of you managed to miss my harrowing tale from this weekend, I'll tell you about it some other time...NOT feeling like getting into it today. But we'll leave it at "my weekend was a toke...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 16:52:00 GMT

Gas station chickens and Storytime at Borders!

So I pull into Sheetz to get gas...for a humbling $2.45 I might add...and as I drive up to the pump, I look out my window and see a chicken. Not a rubber chicken. Not a dead chicken. Not like frozen c...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Aug 2005 18:49:00 GMT

Loopy!

Just as a forewarning! Boys might NOT want to read this one. Girls feel free to weigh in! So I have been ridiculously emotional lately, and I'm either pregnant (for the 80th time) or I think my birth...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Aug 2005 12:22:00 GMT

Opening weekend!

We opened this weekend! The shows went really well, the audiences were super responsive, which is always nice. I definitely could have done better, but I think Erin might have been right with her dia...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jul 2005 07:17:00 GMT

Dogville

Last night I watched the movie Dogville...and am STILL thinking about it! Completely amazing movie. If any of you have seen it, let me know, and we can talk! Anyone who hasn't let me try to convince y...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jul 2005 05:56:00 GMT