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Kelly

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: MASSACHUSETTS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Mary

Age:: 56 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LOS ANGELES, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

spicy sammich perpetually distracted by the randomness that invades my peripheral vision

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Toronto, Ontario
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: Pacific Islander
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Age:: 44 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Bangor
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Mock The Week

Age:: 103 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single

CARLA Speak to me in a language I can hear, Humour me before I have to go, Deep in thought I forgive every

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: New Jersey
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Channing Back in SoCal

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: LOS ANGELES, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Jessica

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Birmingham, Alabama
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Pierre Trudeau Tribute Page Just Watch Me!

Age:: 87 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Ottawa, Ontario
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Heather Heroical. Twice nightly.

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Jacksonville, FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Andy

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Los Angeles, California
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship

Matt

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

diane

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: MADISON, Wisconsin
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Philthadelphia, PENNSYLVANIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Siesta Key Lei

Age:: 100 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SARASOTA, FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Jimmy

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Gotham City/Leeds
Country:: United Kingdom
Orientation:: Straight

Nina walk where even ghosts fear to tread

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Davao City,
Country:: Philippines
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Wahid,SaifulFadzly Hidup ini bagaikan kentut yg tidak menentu baunya.

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Melbourne, VIC
Country:: Australia
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Networking

iamTecia jesus is coming LOOK BUSY

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: west hollyweird, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Possibilism Due to lack of interest, tomorrow is cancelled.

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Minnesota
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Xeni They say I ate my father. But I didn't.

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Baltimore, Maryland
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Farmer Boi fck bush and fck this war

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Wicker Park, Chicago IL, ILLINOIS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

mina There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Vail, Colorado
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Gjen One door closes and another door opens.

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Berkeley Springs, West Virginia
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Networking

Scott Most terrifying

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Internet, Washington
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

HappyRock TRANQUILO

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Stamford, CONNECTICUT
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Lavis BIG WOW

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: London,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Boris the Spider

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: BOTHELL, Washington
Country:: United States
Status:: Married

Intelligent Designer I don't have a God complex, God has a Me complex.

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Little Bear I wonder who wonders the wonders I wonder!

Age:: 39 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: South East
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Voltaire

Age:: 65 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Ile-de-France
Country:: France
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating

Dragons in Britain

Age:: 101 years old

the Cassassinator

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Houston, Texas
Country:: United States
Status:: Married

Robin St Graves Specializing in Dysfunctional Behavior Since 1951 ~ Pirate for Life

Age:: 101 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: RESEDA, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

BS News

Age:: 103 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: TEANECK, NEW JERSEY
Country:: United States
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Brad D. Dance With the Dead in my Dreams

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: U-District, Sea-Town, Washington
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Networking

dara

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Sacramento, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

kevin

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SAN BERNARDINO, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Tennessee Slim I'm 30 b1tch3s!!!

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LOS ANGELES, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Brian

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: WINSTON SALEM, NORTH CAROLINA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Artemisia / Diana I want a pink elephant named Jengo, a potbelly pig named Bacon and a bulldog named Fluffy.

Age:: 99 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Upstate, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Married

Kyle Mofuckin' Stacy Do what you can 'til you're busted

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Sweetwater / Plano, Texas
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Sandra 'I just handed you a giant load of gibberish.'

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Irvine (ick), California
Country:: United States
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight

david

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: hell's kitchen, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends

Derek Suffering From Elvis Disease

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Buffalo, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Patrick

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Bernardsville, NEW JERSEY
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Anthony Want to play a tape? How about a cd? Oh no, it's just an AM/FM RADIO

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Unfortunately, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

â€ AngelCitysDevil â€ www.AngelCitysDevil.com (check out my writing!)

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Hollywood, California
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Rory Universal Truth isnt measured in Mass Appeal

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: MORGAN HILL, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Dick Dynamite

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Hamilton, Waikato
Country:: New Zealand
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender