The Asian Cajun.
I can be both smartly satirical and ridiculously cheesy. I think penguins are the funniest animals. I'm Canadian, American, and Asian. Like Austin Powers - I'm an international man of mystery. In person, I look 21. I'm a cable-news junkie. I'm near-sighted. I worship James Bond - but I'm not sexist. I respect his confidence and appreciate his fine lifestyle. I like to write. But only in short sentences.
"This is me in a nutshell: Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell? What kind of shell has a nut like this?"
-Mike Myers
Read the Lazy Asian!!!
