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About Me

no need for an autobiography. IM AMAZING. enough said

My Interests

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My Blog

a drunk that'll last a month or two

as of this friday, i promise you, dedicated avid readers of this pseudo-intellectual attempt at a diary, that i'll be perpetually drunk until the end of june. i have a lot to celebrate and i figured ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 17:18:00 GMT

i live for feel-good moments like these

these past weekends have been absolutely off-the-wall. shady cops, skateboarding really late at night through sunset at the peak of complete and total intoxication, giving someone crap about his, or a...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 18:16:00 GMT

and to think i couldve become a corporate whore

escaping from the corporate cum of american eagle, ive found salvage back at caffe latte.  i like danny's reason the most for why i was re-hired, but basically, im fucking social and get along we...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 21:04:00 GMT

embracing my freedom of speech: fuck the war

walking through capital park, one thousand and five hundred and thirty-three pairs of military boots geometrically laid out in rows categorized by states, i'll admit, brought me to tears. some boots h...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Apr 2005 21:54:00 GMT