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Intelligent Designer

I don't have a God complex, God has a Me complex.

About Me

L ife is as tedious as a twice-told tale vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.
If I have achieved anything in my life, it is only because I have stood on the shoulders of men of average height who to me, a 5'5" tall person, are giants.
"The brain is basically a wrinkled bag of skin, warm water and thought muscles. Think of it as a modified heart, only with a mind... or brain"
Look Around You
"The stupider people think you are, the more surprised they will be when you kill them..."
"Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
"A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people." -Peter McArthur
"It is better never to have been born. But who among us has such luck? One in a million, perhaps." -Author Unknown
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die."
-Roy Batty
Films (Right click to save):
Old Man and the Fish
Traffk
Love Machine
Check out my website for a few more small animation clips.

My Interests

Deconstructing meaning in our everyday world.

I'd like to meet:

P eople who set up MySpace accounts for famous or fictitious historical or contemporary figures. I'd also like to meet other film-makers, film-lovers, and rich people who like to haphazardly throw around large sums of money on pie-in-the-sky animation or film ideas that I might or might not have. Those last people I'd like to meet most of all.

AIM - DBokser
Yahoo (rarely used) - the_neon_noodle

Music:

Whatever's popular with emo kids these days.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Adaptation, The Big Lebowski, Miller's Crossing, The Man Who Wasn't There, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Zero Effect, 13 Conversations About One Thing, Our Friends and Neighbors, Royal Tennenbaums, Boogie Nights, Punch Drunk Love, There Will Be Blood, Blade Runner, Chinatown, LA Confidential, I Heart Huckabees, The Island, Armageddon, and pretty much anything that isn't poorly pretentious such as Magnolia and Crash, or where "quirkiness" is the only thing going for it such as Napolean Dynamite or Juno.

Television:

24, The Shield, Futurama, Seinfeld, Battlestar Galactica. I don't own a television so I don't watch much current tv, unless it's on DVD.

Books:

Dime store detective novels, satirical fiction, and existential fiction.

Heroes:

Birthday party clowns, and seedy bar regulars. Also, people who found the last type of people on my "Who I'd Like to Meet" list.

My Blog

Republicans

I was posting this as a comment on the Huffington Post but it was too long to be a comment, so I figured I'd post it here in entirety: In a recent study, it was shown that over 50% of people believe ...
Posted by Intelligent Designer on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 01:08:00 PST

Stop procreating

I read this article today that starts off attempting to dispute atheist thinking and then just goes off on a rant against Muslims. Among the many inane things that stood out for me is this:They call f...
Posted by Intelligent Designer on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:29:00 PST

How to Write Good

How to write good1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.3. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)4. Employ the vernacular.5. Eschew ampersands &am...
Posted by Intelligent Designer on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 12:55:00 PST