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Kyle Mofuckin' Stacy

Do what you can 'til you're busted

About Me


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Interests

Beer, golf & metal. CPU Games too.

I'd like to meet:

A very hot disease-free chick that puts out.

Music:

METAL! Acid Bath, All Shall Perish, Black Label Society, Bleeding Through, Burn the Priest/Lamb of God, Bury Your Dead, Caliban, Chimaira, Coal Chamber, DevilDriver, Full Blown Chaos, Glass Casket, God Forbid, Invocation of Nehek, Isis, Kataklysm, Killswitch Engage, Machine Head, Mastodon, Metallica, Ministry, Mudvayne, Mushroomhead, Nile, Norma Jean, Opeth, Otep, Pantera, Sepultura, Slayer, Slipknot, SYL, Superjoint Ritual, The Ocean...and the list goes on...and on...and on....

Movies:

Anything funny, or action packed. I'm a firm believer that Transformers is the best movie of all time.

Television:

Anything and everything on the History Channel, especially to do with military history, Comedy Central and Adult Swim.

Books:

Angels & Demons, The Davinci Code, 1984, Enemy of the People, A Brave New World, or anything else satirical.

Heroes:

RIP DIME!

My Blog

Things are lookin’ up!

Yea I know, I never update shit. Hell, until a couple months ago I had the same pictures since '05. I figured I'd post an update on what's been happening here around Suicide Central as Beaver dubbed i...
Posted by Kyle Mofuckin' Stacy on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 01:24:00 PST

So if you have missed the news...

We have been evicted from Camelot! Fuck these apartments anyway, Vigilante was a dick, and our neighbors in 231 suck ass. They're just jealous that we're more balla than them.Kolby and I moved here in...
Posted by Kyle Mofuckin' Stacy on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:33:00 PST

A Declaration of Genocide!

This was a bulletin at one point...You know...Emo really fucking sucks. It's like...omgomg I feel this way because this person and omgomg I could cry and omgomg I could do anything for soandso...and o...
Posted by Kyle Mofuckin' Stacy on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 05:28:00 PST

I HAVE A NEW ADDICTION!

I believe I have a new found addiction: Skydiving. Kolby and I left for a small 3 day vacation this past monday to go skydiving on tuesday and let me tell you what: that shit is better than booze and ...
Posted by Kyle Mofuckin' Stacy on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 03:13:00 PST

The Unholy Alliance Tour KICKED ASS!

I beat the living shit out of myself during this concert. I have bruises I cannot explain, I have cuts that have just magically appeared, and my whole body is STILL sore from Saturday night. You guys ...
Posted by Kyle Mofuckin' Stacy on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 12:24:00 PST

The things that will send your christain ass to hell

Yep, so I've got a few in me again. I've been watching a shitload of VH1 and if you didn't know - May is METAL MONTH!!!!!! w00t! Holla! Although 6/6/06 is still national Slayer day (according to me), ...
Posted by Kyle Mofuckin' Stacy on Thu, 25 May 2006 04:13:00 PST

Man, I'm one lucky Sonofabitch.

    I don't know what the damn deal is here, but HELL! This past week has been crazy as hell. If you didn't know, I rear-ended some chinks when it was raining real hard, fucked my hood ...
Posted by Kyle Mofuckin' Stacy on Mon, 22 May 2006 06:27:00 PST

If you missed the bulletin...

REPOST THIS IF YOU LOVE SOMEBODY! Her/his name has _____ fucking letters. Repost this within 3 minutes or you will lose him/her for the rest of your life, you dog will be raped in the culo, your bro...
Posted by Kyle Mofuckin' Stacy on Tue, 16 May 2006 11:50:00 PST

some people should just grow up.

I swear to God...some people just need a fucking life. So we've got this ex-lieutenant of the Abilene Police Department that lives a few down, and he's a fucking child. Seriously, this guy lives his...
Posted by Kyle Mofuckin' Stacy on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 10:58:00 PST

Dude, community service?!

Holy hell. Kolby and I just went up to some law office and asked about community service - the city has nothing for us so we were directed to the Salvation Army. Sorry if I'm being to judgemental or s...
Posted by Kyle Mofuckin' Stacy on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 02:23:00 PST