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Jessica

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About Me

I have decided to actually share some information instead of being noncomittal and evasive. Likes: rain, my brothers, the word fabulous, sleeping all day, my job, my roommate and best friend, imported beer, shoes, spending money I don't have, my fabulously sexy washer and dryer, inside jokes, drunk dialing, car shopping, Auburn football, smartwater, and hearing a song that perfectly says what I can't say. Dislikes: people in general, especially those who: drive slow in the fast lane, bathe in smelly stuff, cannot take a joke, follow blindly, put their hands on glass doors, and those who are transparently fake. I am absolutely terrified of bees and clowns. I kick ass at 90's edition Trivial Pursuit. I cannot drive, but at least I drive fast. I cannot sleep for more than two hours at a time. Anything else you want to know? MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Sudoku puzzles, chocolate, TiVo, ambient lighting, pretending to be organized and efficient, pushing buttons just to see what kind of reaction I'll get, and perfecting my sarcasm and satirical wit.

I'd like to meet:

Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

Music:

Everything but new country, pop, rap and R&B.

Movies:

Team America and South Park are tied for #1 favorite movie of all time. I'll watch anything once.

Television:

I'm really not that big into TV, although TiVo really does kick ass.

Books:

I will read literally anything I can get my hands on, from Cosmo to Scientific American, Harry Potter to Veblen's "Theory of the Leisure Class."

Heroes:

Cory and Matt. They are probably the only reasons I am still alive.

My Blog

Back to surveys!

1. How do you feel about the second to last person you kissed? He's still one of my best friends.2. What's bothering you right now? My back hurts really bad.3. Will you kiss the last person you kissed...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:55:00 PST

Random survey.

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Yeppers.2. Do you have any weird sleeping habits? Other than the fact I can't sleep more than two hours at a time? I talk a LOT, move a lot, and apparently ...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 05:19:00 PST

I guess it’s time for a real one...

Okay, so...Instead of a stupid survey I thought it might be time to actually write something about what has been going on with me over the past few months. I quit the HR job because of some questionab...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:19:00 PST

The following may contain information you don't wanna know...

1. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? Sex is good anytime. 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? Right.3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? Chicken.4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side...
Posted by Jessica on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 06:50:00 PST

I feel the need, the need to do another survey...

1. What do you want for your Birthday? I'm always a fan of money, but I'll take the time off work to go to Savannah since I've already paid for the hotel.3. When is the last time you went to the mall?...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:15:00 PST

I liked this survey, so I'm doing this survey...

What do you wanna be when you grow up? Either work in internal audit or human resources for a company that will not shut down or outsource over the next ten years.Is 30 old? I used to think so, but th...
Posted by Jessica on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 01:34:00 PST

An uncomfortable survey?

-How many girlfriends or boyfriends have told you that they love you? Two. I think that they really thought they did, but they didn't.-Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person? God,...
Posted by Jessica on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:52:00 PST

A long ass survey...

What is your name? Jessica Marie SmithAre you named after anyone? About a million other people who just happened to be named Jessica Smith.What's your screename? audeltapunkWould you name a child of y...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 06:24:00 PST

War Damn Eagle!!!!

In four hours, I will be watching the first football game of the 2006 season and I just had to give everyone a big WAR DAMN EAGLE before the shit gets started! Happy football season everyone!
Posted by Jessica on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 12:33:00 PST

I think I am beginning to repeat surveys, but who cares?

1.) What curse word do you use the most? I love all of them, but shit and fuck have to be tied for most use.2.) Do you own an XBOX? What would I do with an XBOX? No!3.) Who on your Myspace "Top 8" do ...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 01:25:00 PST