Britney Spears Found Face Down In Pool Of Own Vomit |
Britney Spears Found Face Down In Pool Of Own VomitLOS ANGELES , CA - Pop-star and notorious party animal Britney Spears was found naked and unconscious behind an area Burger King's dumpster late Mond...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:39:00 GMT |
Britney Spears Bares Anus At American Music Awards |
Britney Spears Bares Anus At American Music AwardsLOS ANGELES , CA - Appearing at the American Music Awards as a surprise presenter on Tuesday, Britney Spears once again showed the entire world her pr...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:43:00 GMT |
God Eases Blasphemy Restrictions |
God Eases Blasphemy RestrictionsHEAVEN - The Lord God Almighty, ruler of Heaven and Earth, offically eased restrictions on the cursing of His stupid Goddamned name today.Speaking directly into the mi...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:15:00 GMT |
Football Team Dishonors Dead Coach With Loss |
Football Team Dishonors Dead Coach's Memory With LossCOLUMBUS, OH - Bo knows, and Bo is ashamed.In losing to its hated rival Ohio State 42-39 last week, the Michigan Wolverines dishonored the memory ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 07:59:00 GMT |
Line Forms For PlayStation 4 |
Line Forms For PlayStation 4UNION, NJ - Following the frenzied sold-out release of Sony PlayStation 3 in the U.S. last week, long lines of diehard fans have already started forming outside Best Buy l...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 07:56:00 GMT |
Michael Richards Apologizes For Hating Blacks |
Seinfeld Star Michael Richards Apologizes For Hating BlacksNEW YORK - Michael Richards, best known for his role as Kramer in the TV series Seinfeld, apologized for 'for hating blacks' in an interview ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 05:53:00 GMT |
Rumsfeld Tearfully Forms Own Army |
Rumsfeld Tearfully Forms Own ArmyWASHINGTON - Former U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld tearfully declared himself Grand High Emperor of a new army today, the United Army of Rumsfeld."I'll show yo...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 18:02:00 GMT |
Corrupt Republicans Lose Congress To Corrupt Democrats |
Corrupt Republicans Lose Congress To Corrupt DemocratsThe undeniably corrupt Democrats wrested control of both the House and the Senate from the unbelievably corrupt Republicans on Wednesday, BS News...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 22:07:00 GMT |
Ryan Phillippe, Reese Witherspoon Split: Can America Recover? |
Ryan Phillippe, Reese Witherspoon Split: Can America Recover?The United States of America struggled to leave the house today, as it was still very upset about the recent breakup of Hollywood golde...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:11:00 GMT |
US Raises Terror Alert Level For Halloween |
US Raises Terror Alert Level For HalloweenWASHINGTON - The Department of Homeland Security raised the terror alert level to its highest setting today amidst fears of Halloween-related terrorist activi...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:36:00 GMT |
