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About Me

I am a capable, highly skilled and motivated hedonist, who is confident in applying my jollity, energy and practical skills to the party at hand. I excel in social situations, In my experience of falling over drunk I have gleaned the many dynamics that are needed for such expertly accomplished prat falls.Skills include; noise making, stage invading, party pervading & booty shaking.

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My Interests

Reading, writing, dancing and laughing.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that knows how to have a good time, sunny dispositions and I especially like meeting intelligent characters who have a colourfully surreal take on life...oh and Peter Beardsley.

Music:

love it

Movies:

Anything that doesn't involve unrequited love, people dying of terminal illness and that film where Val Kilmer is blind.

Television:

It's Christmas with Jonathan Ross, Top Ten Bastards and Kylie Entirely.

Books:

Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon; The essential Lenny BruceHis Original unexpurgated satirical routines; OED

My Blog

talki ng shi t

have you ever sacrificed or should I say murdered a piece of bread to within an inch of its life and coated it with marmte so fick that you could impersonate spider man by clinging to the walls?I thin...
Posted by Lavis on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 07:36:00 PST

Dress to kill (or become a victim)

THE PARTYTHE AFTER PARTYTHE AFTER PARTY, PARTY...
Posted by Lavis on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:25:00 PST

A Night Out With The Lavis

My plan for 2007 will be to conceal the fact I am still pissed from 2006. As for today - yep definitely pissed. I finished work at 4.30pm yesterday and went and sat in Antarctica for a ...
Posted by Lavis on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:36:00 PST

whiling away a few minutes

I am at work.Why do calculators count up from the bottom and phones down from the top?Yes I'm bored. That's what comes of a highly creative individual who is as lazy as an ingrowing hair, irritating, ...
Posted by Lavis on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:20:00 PST

BRITISH BULLDOG Part II

Boys and Girls come and play?Easter Monday, April 17th meet 2-3pm @ Martins Hill, BromleyI propose rounders and British Bulldog on the grass (same place as last year).I also want to suggest the radica...
Posted by Lavis on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 05:05:00 PST

Amber's Party

I have been searching for where my night went on Friday, apart from the vague recollection of a bottle of wine being confiscated from me in a bar over the road after brazenly asking for a couple of wi...
Posted by Lavis on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 09:11:00 PST

Cracking Birthday in Barcelona

I have set my default image to the one of me shortly after I cracked my head open, as a result of falling backwards off a rail, sliding down it at 5am at a festival in Barcelona. After seven paramedic...
Posted by Lavis on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 09:58:00 PST

I have no I.D. what's going on!

I'm seriously fucked off that 'they' are not letting me slowly kill myself in public with the inhalation of noxious smoke and how dare they remove my right to sheath an incarcerating cloak of carcinog...
Posted by Lavis on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 01:31:00 PST

Myspace or yours

I am very new to all this. It is a good place to avoid doing any work, that's all I needed really something else to contribute tp my A.D.D. What's next?
Posted by Lavis on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 07:39:00 PST