satirical news profiles

Artur Excited, waiting and ready to go, so where are you?

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Laramie, Wyoming
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Average
Here For:
Networking

Ariel No, seriously. I want them.

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Roanoke, VIRGINIA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship

Kafreen

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
IOWA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Mendy

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BROOKLYN, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Married

Bobby Rivers

Age:
51 years old
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends, Networking
bubtoobtv

BüB Toob TV Comedy From A Cut Below

Age:
69 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ZOO York,
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Married
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Networking

Winston Smith: Official Enemy Combatant Minitrue.com

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Airstrip One, Oceania
Country:
United States Minor Outlying Islands
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Average
flickahuffmanfan

Flicka Huffman Fan Page

Age:
45 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
LOS ANGELES, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight

Mock The Week

Age:
103 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single

BS News

Age:
103 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
TEANECK, NEW JERSEY
Country:
United States
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
JAMAICA, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Networking

Lalita La India Heaven forbid I be criticized, heaven forbid I be ignored. Did you just call her amazing? Surely we

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Bahrain, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends, Networking

jason

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
Malaysia
Status:
Single
ace_on_bass

Blue Steel! Rock it from the hip

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Reading,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends

Yes, Have Some

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BROKEN BOW, Nebraska
Country:
United States
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
killhousemovie

Kill House Someone's making a killing in real estate.

Age:
41 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

Paul Krassner Irreverence Is My Only Sacred Cow

Age:
76 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Desert Hot Springs, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
LOS ANGELES, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
dannybwoi

DannyBwoi! -Insert Witty Comment Here-

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Cambridge,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Sjælland
Country:
Denmark
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Bisexual
Here For:
Friends, Networking
driguana

Ken The Continuing Saga of Dr. Iguana! The Story So Far!

Age:
52 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BLACK CANYON CITY, Arizona
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Networking
lechatjolienoir

CARLA Speak to me in a language I can hear, Humour me before I have to go, Deep in thought I forgive every

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
New Jersey
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Chloe Soulful Singer Songwriter

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Sydney, Toyland
Country:
Australia
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking
brianpunknews

Brian

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Port Jefferson Station, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!

Bonanza Jellybean He’s basically a living, breathing chocolate chip cookie with a halo.

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
San Francisco, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Swinger
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Greg

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Redlands, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Slim / Slender
marmkh

Armenian Dynamite A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Middle Eastern
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
wildbillmc3

WILD BILL 8D BOOOOIIIINNNNGGGG!!!! Spring is in the Air!!

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
215-267-484-610, PENNSYLVANIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
fathernorth

Reinier.

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Nijmegen, Gelderland
Country:
Netherlands
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends

Andy

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Los Angeles, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship

Matt

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
d_831

diane

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
MADISON, Wisconsin
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Channing Back in SoCal

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LOS ANGELES, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
auburndeltapunk

Jessica

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Birmingham, Alabama
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Pierre Trudeau Tribute Page Just Watch Me!

Age:
87 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Ottawa, Ontario
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
caliheather

Heather Heroical. Twice nightly.

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Jacksonville, FLORIDA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

Jarrah

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Port Moresby, Queensland
Country:
Australia
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Philthadelphia, PENNSYLVANIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Siesta Key Lei

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SARASOTA, FLORIDA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Friends, Networking

Jimmy

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Gotham City/Leeds
Country:
United Kingdom
Orientation:
Straight

Voltaire

Age:
65 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Ile-de-France
Country:
France
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating
tehcassassinator

the Cassassinator

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Houston, Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
maonihca

Maonihca If you don't state your case, who will?

Age:
99 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
POMPANO BEACH, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Not Sure
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

EmLah That Girl

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Trefforest/Billericay ,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends

stephen -={::peace love and smiles::}=-

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
wilmington, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
colinman

Colin

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Scotland
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Becca when we are down to nothing, God is up to something.

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Tennessee
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
mukkamania

Mukka 3, 5, 0, 1, 2, 5, GO!

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
MCR,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Friends
spazface282

Chris

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Botrea Farm! aka The Middle of Nowhere, Southwest
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends

Luke Welcome...

Age:
16 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Friends, Networking