Editorial moment: a lot of blind people in office |
An
inordinate amount of the blind are occupying City Hall and other haunts these
days, and we think it's great.
Quite
frankly, we didn't see it coming.
Yours
truly,
Cement
Carpet.
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 14:10:00 GMT |
Presidential Fly By! |
A WHACK 747 does a Presidential Drive BY! - someone from the Prez's crew went whack on NYC with a photo op of the big apple from nearly three feet about the ground. ShaZAM!We at Cement Carpet ask - w...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:23:00 GMT |
British Sensation Susan Boyle sings I DREAMED A DREAM I got my eyebrows threaded! |
Susan Boyle, from Blackburn, stunned judges on ITV's Britain's Got Talent with her performance of 'I Dreamed A Dream' from Les Miserables on Saturday. She also stunned the American Public with her ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:07:00 GMT |
AUDITIONS BEING HELD FOR AMERICAN IDIOT! |
Cement Carpet is sponsoring the next great pop cultural phenomenon - AMERICAN IDIOTAuditions are being held in EVERY CITY ACROSS THE COUNTRY, and a few towns.Qualifications. WARM BODY ANY AGE!Time: NO...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 08:31:00 GMT |
FOX NEWS - FAIR AND BALANCED - ON YOUR FOREHEAD? |
Today it's a "Tea Party". LAST WEEK it was TEA-BAGGIN!FOX News anchor Griff Jenkins invited you to Teabag the White House. OH REALLY?? A little lonely, Griff? FOX, Hanity, Cavuto, Beck and the w...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:09:00 GMT |
Nappy Ho vs. White Bitch - Our Take |
Nappy Ho vs. White Bitch -Pinot Noir vs. Cabernet? Tough one.Shock jocking is according to taste. And we'd like to break down the meanings here to see if Hugley should be fired like Imus for referrin...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 08:45:00 GMT |
Death Toll for Cutie |
Hey anybody die lately?Well apparently not in Iraq.For the last three months them commie/liberales media men have put the rose colored glasses on the face of the American public - and pooooof!!! No ca...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:11:00 GMT |
CONGRATULATIONS STEWART SMILEY on winning Minnesota |
Like Jessie the Body ventura - you're the second freak governor to take over those hosers! YOU're good enough, smart enough, and galldarnit people like you - because you were the only candidate Al. ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 19:43:00 GMT |
Hillary Goes Mexican |
Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton willarrive Wednesday and meet with Mexican President Felipe Calderón duringa two-day trip to Mexico City and the northern city of Monterrey,trying to find com...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 20:17:00 GMT |
CHRISTIAN BALE OUT! BATMAN goes off! |
CHRISTIAN BALE OUT!Just when you thought he was going to beat up another relative, our hero Christian Bale wails on poor unsuspecting movie Exec. See YOUTUBE link below. http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audi...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 06:27:00 GMT |
