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~ Pipey The Sarcastic Elf~

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SAINT JOSEPH, MISSOURI
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Becca D'Hand She said, nobody move or I'll bring the house down.

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: CHICAGO, Illinois
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Here For:: Friends

Rachel Landing on the moon was a hoax!!!

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: San Diego, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends

Unit Leader!! Keep holdin on when my brain's tickin like a bomb...

Age:: 37 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Jax, FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

The WARLORD

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: MORGAN HILL, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Candy Quackenbush

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Suffragette City, COLORADO
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

kasia

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Chicago, Illinois
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Robert The Cubs Win !

Age:: 90 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CHERRY HILL, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

World Of Warcraft Blood Elf The Bloody Countess: I Am Your Worst Nightmare.

Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Silvermoon City, East
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

The Enchanted Realm

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

?Dungeon Mistress? This is about the life of Steven Man Hater! Song. 'Nuff said.

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Sydney,
Country:: Australia
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Not Sure
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

solid taste Nihilistic greeting cards to filet the soul

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Ishardi (a.k.a death knight ) Get personal knowledge, ppl will see u helpful.

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Bedok, Bedok
Country:: Singapore
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

The Keebler Elves

Age:: 76 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Magical Tree, WASHINGTON
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

Son of Odin Jess Wisto Mother Fucker Jeg lever i Hallene av Valhalla

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Chandler, ARIZONA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Zero

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Tampa, FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

Xo Why am I still alive?.

Age:: 37 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: EVERETT, Washington
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

a millannuh

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Fargo, North Dakota
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Dio You've got the Fire!! So let it out!!

Age:: 65 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Cortland, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Aubrey "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: PHOENIX, Arizona
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship

Sauron

Age:: 55 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Barad-DÃ»r, Mordor
Country:: Iran (Islamic Republic of)
Ethnicity:: Other
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

O.C.

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: RENO, Nevada
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends

MaranwÃ«

Age:: 101 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Mirkwood, Middle Earth
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Serious Relationships, Friends

Twitch Carpe Rectum

Age:: 99 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Wastelands of , California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender

jody Success is when preparation meets opportunity!!

Age:: 95 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Washington DC
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Pacific Islander
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

She's not a girl who misses much The anti-social

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Montreal,
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Legolas

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: New Zealand
Status:: Single

Rhett

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SPRINGFIELD, ILLINOIS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends, Networking

~Adreana~

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: YOUNGSVILLE, PENNSYLVANIA
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Essential Living Foods

Age:: 99 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Santa Monica, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Swinger

Nameless Once in a life time...

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Lake Elsinore, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

shadowdancer069 All About Me

Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LAKEPORT, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Aubrey

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BROOKLYN, Alaska
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Pacific Islander
Status:: In a Relationship
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends, Networking

zach

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: LONG ISLAND CITY, New York
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Santa Claus

Age:: 104 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: Greenland
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight

Timmah I don't know whats better, getting laid or getting paid, all i know is when im doing one im missing

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Olympia, Washington
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

jennypooh You're out of your tree ...Its not my tree

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: born Scunthorpe, live Preston, Northwest
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Slim / Slender

Brandon nothing feels good.

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Holtsville, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

TR3NTC4t,, I DON'T HAVE INTERNET SUCKSS!!!

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Deadmonton, Alberta
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends, Networking

~Co*dy~ I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Roy, Utah
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Foodies Kitty It's a Wonderful Life

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Austin, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Not Sure
Here For:: Friends

Sweet Potato Pye Brown Eyed Blues

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Leaving this shit hole...., Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

meg-o This isn't The Graduate this is Deliverence!

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BONNE TERRE, MISSOURI
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Abs Passionfruit & Starfruit...ON THE WAY TO MEXICO!

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Los Angeles, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

BXSS747 It's funny how I find myself in love wth you

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Kaosthrone, Distrito Federal
Country:: Mexico
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: In a Relationship
Body:: Slim / Slender

Alan The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: HATFIELD, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Poohchi Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your h

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Bellevue, Washington
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Akai-me

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: Germany
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Grutle

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Bergen, Hordaland
Country:: Norway
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Brendan Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. Oscar Wilde

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Langley, Washington
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking