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Get this video and more at MySpace.comILLEGAL DANISH!!!Warlock - It's not easy being a diabolical genius, when you have to pay the bills! They repossesed my Dreadstead, Forgsworth. I never wanted to be an alchemist but no one wanted to buy my gadgets... Azeroth just isn't sinister enough for the likings of High Warlord Vankraken. So here I loathe in competition with that wretched Doctor. But now that the replica of that disgusting dwarf is complete, I can steal the danish and finish my new elixirs, putting him out of business. The illegal danish shall be mine!Paladin - So there I was, in the Silithus desert, hundred of miles from civilizations, no food, no water, but I, Boslethai, Paladin of the Illegal Danish, must push forward to furfill the prophecy!Druid - Boslethai! What are you doing up there? You're going to be late for the guild meeting.Paladin - Man, this hill is kickin my ass!Druid - What hill? We're standing in the middle of Ironforge!Paladin - Well maybe you're standing in the middle of Ironforge!Druid - Ugh, you're such a n00b.Paladin - So there I was...Elf - Members and Officers of the Illegal Danish. I've called this guild meetings to discuss some very important issues.Gnome - The Danish is not safe! There's an imposter among us and he touched my ass!Elf - Anyone with any information on the imposter or...ass touching should report it immediatly. Now as some of you may have heard, portal summons and other spells have been malfunctioning. Higgins and Brother Manson have prepared this replay to outline some of the alternatives to summons and portals until the issue is resolved.Narrator - 10,000 years ago, primative man, did not have access to portals, but they, were also stupid.Drunk - Here we are, we finally made it to Southshore beach and lemme tell you, it is awesome! Higgins is having a good time. Hey Higgins, doesn't look like your wife. It's ok man, relax, it's cool. We're pals man. He blew everything in the guild bank to get us here. That man, deserves some respect! What the hell is that? Sand Lobsters! Run for your lives!Elf - Calm down everyone, calm down! This is not the time for dwarven river dancing. People! People! Can I get 5 minutes of sanity in this sew.Dwarf - Uhh, am I late?Gnome - The imposter! Cease the ass-toucher!Dwarf - Beer! Sweet...beer! Delicious beer!Barkeeper - Hey! Are you gonna pay for that?Dwarf - Oh, you look so lonely baby, let me help ya.Gnome - You wanna join my guild? You should join my guild! I've got this guild. You're really gonna join my guild? You're the man, we're gonna raid MC. Ahhhhh!Human - Can I get a portal to Stormwind?Gnome - Sure, no problem.Human - Well that doesn't look right! Run for it!Female Elf - Hey!Elf - What do you think of this new guild tabard?Female Elf - Wow, a starfish.Elf - That's what I said, but then my girlfriend was like, you should stop wasting money on stupid crap and I was like, stop judging me, they were on sale!Female Elf - Why would anyone think Floyven is an imposter?Elf - Rossy? How do you feel about Kalimdor? I need you to travel to astranaar and see if you can locate the cause of the spell disruption. And take Boslethai, he could use the experience.Human - You know with the right healing gear, I can heal more efficiently than a priest. I'm not surprised they put us together, you being Feral and all. Not that there's anything wrong with that.Female Elf - Shut up! And stay off the Feral thing. I've been doing it for a long time, don't be racist.Human - Racist against what?Female Elf - Druids! Feral Druids! Guess what I got to do when we took down King Gordok, heal! Oo, look Rossy, new pants to increase your healing, aren't you glad you came? And last weekend, ugh, I was born Feral, deal with it!Human - Are those the pants?Female Elf - Pants?Human - The healing pants?Female Elf - What the hell does it matter? Yeah, these are the healing pants.Human - Well don't you think it's a little misleading for a Feral Druid to be wearing healing pants?Female Elf - Why don't you take that axe and shove it up your Healadin ass?Human - Hey I can melee!Female Elf - Shouldn't you be wearing a dress?Human - I only wore it once...and I was sexy.Female Elf - Wow, a cross dressing holy man! Brilliant.Human - Obviously you've never seen the real magic behind a Paladin.Female Elf - Eh.Human - I bless people. Here, I'll bless you right now.Female Elf - Oo, that's kinda nice, what else ya got?Human - Rogues love this one.Female Elf - So how long it last?Human - Bout 5 minutes.Female Elf - 5 minutes!?Human - Long enough to get the job done, for me anyways.Female Elf - Tell me we're still talking about the same thing.Human - You know you want it! Huh! Rah!Female Elf - Ewww, get away from me you freak!Human - Come back baby, I got blessing off protection!
