Rachel - ProfilesArchive

About Me

No. . . just because I'm 4'10, that doesn't mean I work for the mutha fu$kin Keebler Elves, I'm not in Lord Of the Rings, I don't work for Santa but if I did, I would make sure you wouldn't get sh@t for Christmas, I'm not related to anyone in the movie Willow, and for the record, YES , both my parents are fucking short too. I also have no compassion for idiots whatsoever. My observation on my whole 21 years of experience on this place called ,"Earth" is that its overpopulated with the WRONG kind of people. (ie: assholes, ignorant F..cks, mullets, and people who get addicted to crap like this, and the people at McDonald's who ALWAYS mess your order up) but if it weren't for idiots like them, who else would have molded me into the chipper person I am today :) I have a very sarcastic personality. Trust me, Im not pessimistic, Im just a realist. Everything I've ever needed to know in life I've learned from my Dad. THanks DAVE!!!!

My Interests

I enjoy working out, riding horses, playing tennis, shopping (omg do I love shopping) and reading the nutritional facts on food and going to museums . I also enjoy not being pissed off and having a good time with my friends. I like ice cream from Coldstone. I like laughing at others misfortunes and peoples faces when they get angry. I like to voice my opinions and analyze life. Even though it drives me crazy at times. In a nut shell, I'm always up for anything.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a jahovah's witness at a quicenera

Music:

I actually play drums, believe it or not. Its been a while. I like all kinds of music. Seriously. . . music is my heart and soul. I try to mix it up once in a while. I recently bought a harmonica. So far so good, I'm no billy joel. (piano man) but I will be one day. Just like my old man.

Movies:

I think the best movie I've ever seen was ,"To Kill a Mockingbird". . . No not really , but it definitely sounded good.

Television:

I love Ren and Stimpy, the Golden Girls. Discovery Channel (Yes Im a total nerd all the way) the Food channel ( great chefs of the world) and last but not least HGTV (Home gardening television). Dont deny that you watch those channels as well. OH YES, I LOVE THE PRICE IS RIGHT!!!

Books:

I like to read Girly Myspace Layouts

Heroes:

My heroes are my parents "Dave and Michele" and my friend T.R. ( I love you)

My Blog

im getting out the CORPS!!!

I EAS November 17th . I'm going home to michigan and making something out of myself at college, If anyone still cares to keep in touch with me my email is [email protected]. Take Care. For those...
Posted by Rachel on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 10:48:00 PST

I'M STILL FUCKING HERE!!!

Umm. . . Yeah, my shit got pushed back and I'm still here and it sucks. I want to leave now but the government won't let me.
Posted by Rachel on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 07:55:00 PST

Living on a Boat

Well. . . I live on a boat that seems like its hitting whales as it goes by. Its great, like while your sleeping you think someone is shaking you to wake up but really its the gravitational force of...
Posted by Rachel on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 09:55:00 PST