Mimicking coma patients, picking my ass/nose, lying to the general public while eating garbage, huffing granny panties, shitting in other people's pants, watching kids throw fits. (that's actually one of my favorite-ist things in the world, but only certain fits.
Pervs, pricks, Chicks with dicks, upright citizens, downright aliens, fellow asstronauts, axe wielders, medieval welders, gigglers, jugglers, benders, noodlers, night riders, night crawlers, street walkers, tile caulkers, ceiling lickers (huh?), garbage pickers, nose pickers, grundle sniffers, devilish robots who kill or could be trained to, and so on. People who like the word crotch. Corpses, corpse friends, cadavers, and the like.
Melvins, Fantomas, Mr. Bungle, SATANICIDE, Shat, The Shit, Acid Bath, Bathory, Obituary, Opeth, Agents of Oblivion, Goatwhore (or any other slutty animal) the Hank Williamses, Tom Waits, Muddy Waters, John Waters' soundtracks, Rasputina, Anal Cunt, anything played ..o, Buzzcocks, Carnivorous Vagina, Candiria, Cash, Crisis, Danzig, Divest, X-Ray Spex, X-Rated Spics, High on Fire, Sleep, Morphine (the band, not the drug), Crack (the drug, not the band), Daddy, The Unpronounceable, Hot Snakes, Cold Slugs, Mathematicians, Ween, Blues Explosion, and of course, my half-existent band, The Wellington Beef Curtains!
Desperate Living, Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble, Blue Velvet, Clerks, Dead Man, Better Off Dead, Nosferatu, The Tingler, Little Winky In My Pants, Harold and Maude go to White Castle, Spinal Tap, Slacker, Spaceballs (the x-rated version), bad 70's porn which in turn makes it good, Lost Highway, True Romance, Wild at Heart, Fear and Loathing, Evil Dead, Cumming in Socks, Cum on Eileen...
wow, there really is a whole lotta crap on the T.V. these days, and sadly, I'll even watch some of it. The good stuff is still: The Simps, Family Guy, Arrested Development, UCB (Uncontrollable Camel Bladders, Ugly Carpet Baggers, Unused Colon Bags, etc. , Curb Your Enthusiacticness and other good HBO shows when i can get near cable, sweet sweet cable, PBS and Discovery channel informative shite, Public Access has some extremely raunchy porn-esque stuff that scares me more than anything, but yet i can't turn away...
Harvesting Fecal Matter for Craft Matters, Basketweaving for Dummies, The Raunch Files (series 11, 13, and 17 ONLY), How to Get Off Through the Power of Smells (for dummies), defaced newspapers, Squee, JTHM, instruction manuals or anything written in horriffic japanese/english translations, and i'll read just about anything whilst i poo...
MMMMMMM, heroes. i like ones dripping down my face with oil and vinegar and filled with cheese and meat.