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Maxcatty

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Vagina. Recently started cooking professionally again just to see how it feels, and I have to say I'm enjoying myself nicely. Finding my way back has been fun and rewarding, and I'm working with a very "friendly" staff. Turnin'and burnin' like never before. I just worked 3 nights in a row with no gas. We improvised with hardwoods and a blow dryer and still kicked ass. Just got a callback for a "Pirate" V.O. that I submitted to Nickelodian(first time for them)but I missed the recording date because I didn't check my email in a while. Yeah, I'm SAG and I do bit parts in film and TV and character voices in video games. If you have played Grand Theft Auto 3,4 5 you have definately heard and/or killed me thousands of times. I've been the "perp" on Law and Order like 7 times. Must be my "can't dress him up, don't take him anywhere" good looks. Though I did just drop some serious money at Barney's NY recently, so lookout! Oh, and I love Korean food, sake, and of course, Bayina? MyGen Profile Generator .. a href="http://www.../images/.." target=""

My Interests

Cooking(you clean), Riding, Gung Fu, Chi Quong, Music, Motorcycles, Musclecars, Sleeping, Waking, wanking, occasional Red Wine, HP, no politics, no agendas, no panties (cotton OK).

I'd like to meet:

Dirty girls with green thumbs and squirty girls with clean bums!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Music:

I Love most music for some reason or another, unless I really hate it, but then I really love to hate it so I still listen to it.

Movies:

Searching For Bobby Fischer, Kung Fu Hustle, Yojimbo, Pulp Fiction (if its on), the first Star Wars Trilogy(4,5,6), All of the Blind Swordsman Zatoichi series, Legend of Drunken Master, X-men, An American Werewolf in London, The Bride of Frankenstein, Its a Wonderfull Life, Tin Men, Manchurian Candidate, Little Big Man, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Asian Snowballers ..1 and ..4, just off the top of my head.

Television:

The Simpsons, Southpark, and anything that holds my attention in between.

Books:

The Tao Te Ching, Replay, Metzger's Dog, and the Candystripers, which I read in the camp infirmary and single handedly saved me from the brink...

Heroes:

My Mom, Lau Tzu, Mr. Park, The kid from the Bobby Fischer movie, Ralph Nader, Bob Marley, The Dalai Lama.

My Blog

Last Song For A Friend

Let me start by saying  Thank you so much for staying and thanks for never spraying  my bed, my clothes or my shoes but now your gone and I sure got the blues... I hope it was enough &n...
Posted by Maxcatty on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:09:00 PST

9 lives, and counting...

I wanted to wait  a while before being grateful, but shortly after expounding on the wonder and UNCONDITIONAL (well, actually the condition is that I continue  to open the cans) LO...
Posted by Maxcatty on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:10:00 PST

Goddesses

Today I was awakened from a deep and long needed sleep by a sharpbut familiar sound.  Followed by another, and then several.  It was unmistakably the sound of a tooth and a B string, followe...
Posted by Maxcatty on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:37:00 PST

Couple of things:

First, what's up New York's tits?  In one shot ther'ye all swollen up underher chin and in the next they look a little runny. And that weave is starting to look like a Cy Sperling rack job in nee...
Posted by Maxcatty on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:15:00 PST

RIP Jeff CharlesP.

Rest in peace my brother and happy belated birthday.  Sorry but I was away and had to work tonight, so I didin't get home til now but I will remember the  good times and will always try to.&...
Posted by Maxcatty on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:38:00 PST

You never know who you'll meet!

I have believed for a long time that my crib is like a nexus, or time portal,where old friends who have lost touch can often reacquaint.  This happensenough that I have noticed, but lately it is ...
Posted by Maxcatty on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:39:00 PST

Parle Italiano?

I'm learning to speak Italian, and I'm gonna take it very seriously.  Being in an international work environment has inspired me!!!  Why not French you may ask?  eh  la....Italian&...
Posted by Maxcatty on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:31:00 PST

Why?

     Why do they let news people ad lib ad nauseum?  They sound so stupid no matter what channel!  It makes me have little faith in anything else they say, and it becomes...
Posted by Maxcatty on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:59:00 PST

Best parking ever!

I'm hands down, without challenge, the most skilled parker in nyc. Don't take my word for it?  Let's go!!! I'll take on mini coopers! Happy holiday parking to all!
Posted by Maxcatty on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:14:00 PST

Not fkn Guillty!!

Suckit Fung!!!! You'll never be man enough for me!!! See u next month for the ...LOL goggles.  Asshole!
Posted by Maxcatty on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST