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Twitch

Carpe Rectum

About Me

TWITCH THE CLOWN,Twitch is never seen far from the side of his older brother Heckles. He truly has the tendency to stumble head first into the worst situations. Whether he is trying to trim his hair in the wood-chipper or mud wrestle a pregnant hippopotamus, Twitch is never far from trouble. This younger, charismatic, more unpredictable of the duo loves to be in the spot light. He is always the life of the party, but cross him or his brother, and the party is over. Strangely sensitive, he finds no greater comfort than indulging in vast quantities of sugary delights, namely chocolate pudding snacks. At a young age he saw the movie "The Beast Master" , and ever since, Twitch truly believes he can communicate with animals.

My Interests

Pudding Snacks, Quiche, Halloween, Violence, and Puppies

I'd like to meet:

The Keebler Elves, Neil Diamond, Keiko The Whale, and Inspector GadgetThe Keebler Elves, Neil Diamond, Keiko The Whale, and Inspector Gadget

Music:

Ah Ha, Phil Collins, Fear Factory, Primus, Buckethead, Michael Jackson

Movies:

Free Willy, The Warriors, City Of Lost Children, and Bambi

Television:

QVC, Discovery, Animal Planet, PBS

Books:

Harry Potter (don't hate it's good!)