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Son of Odin Jess Wisto Mother Fucker

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About Me


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Rocker, Mosher


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Goth


75%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


35%

Prepy


20%

Emo


0%

Trendy


0%

Skater


0%
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Hair: Long, either down or tied back.
Clothes: Leather, belts, chains, bondage pants, collars, and tight shirts.
Powers: Elemental control
Special Features: Random tattoo(s), black wings.
Sidekick: A small fairy that can get real annoying, real fast.
Attitude: Cool, calm, and collected. You rarely lose your composure, so when you do, it's pretty amusing.
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brought to you by QuizillaMy name is Jess Larkin Wisto. I'm about 5'8" 150. I read constantly (Tolkein, King, Hayes), play video games, play my bass for my band, and just hang out with my friends. I'm very quiet around people I don't really know, but if you can get me to talk that means I think your worth something. I'm manic depressive, not bi polar so I'll never freak out on people for no reason. I smoke, some say way too much but it just who I am. If I think the girl is worth it I'd quit for her and suffer through it. I am kind of old fashion, I treat women with respect, and it really pisses me off when a guy hits a women! Even if she deserved it YOU DO NOT HIT WOMEN. Unless she asked you to smack her ass then its ok. If anyone wants to get ahold of me my messengers, Yahoo: vampiregod3226, MSN: [email protected], .. Father Bohab 666
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jess
Birthday: Aug 13th
Birthplace: Mesa Az bitchis
Current Location: Chandler/Mesa Az
Eye Color: Changes, blue to green
Hair Color: Dirty blonde
Height: About 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty
Your Heritage: Nowegian
The Shoes You Wore Today: boots
Your Weakness: Being tickled
Your Fears: My friends will leave me..
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat lovers!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: My own place
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Like a mother fucker
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK!
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair, and I been told eyes.
Your Bedtime: Usuall I pass out around 12am.
Your Most Missed Memory: Too many to say
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi!
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I agree with James, AZ Iced Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yup
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah.
Do you Sing: Yup
Do you Shower Daily: I try to.
Have you Been in Love: A few times.
Do you want to go to College: I fucking have to...
Do you want to get Married: Yes, to Emily!
Do you belive in yourself: Hell no.
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Not in the slightest
Are you a Health Freak: Hahahahahaaha
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yes.
Do you play an Instrument: Bass guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah I had a few beers.
In the past month have you Smoked: Oh yeah.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: Yup.
Ever been Beaten up: Nope.
Ever Shoplifted: When I was alittle kid... I wanted candy!
How do you want to Die: Blaze of Glory!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Auto tech, or bassist
What country would you most like to Visit: Norway!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Darker (black, brown, dark red)
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Average
Best Clothing Style: Whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: 200+
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1, her name is Tasha.
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My Interests


You are Tyr, the God of War and Justice. You Serve
the justice of Asgard and rule the Halls of
Valhalla. You Lost your hand to Loki's son
Fenrir.

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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a girl like me. Quiet but she'll still say something if she believes in it. Preferably a girl who likes to wear corsets and combat boots. Long dark, black, or red hair. Short or tall I dont really care. A girl who will talk about the problems in the relationship with me insted of keeping it quiet and hurting more and more everyday. If I do something she doesn't like I want to know so I wont do it again.Arizona Derby Dames
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Name:
Gender:
Your looks: Long, perpetually flowing hair
Your best friend: The Devil Himself..
Your powers: Teleconesis.
Your beloved: A fallen Angel.
Your occupation: Bounty hunter.
Your ending: Tragic...everyone dies.

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Your connection with darkness is through your hate.
It's burning from the inside and you feel it
strongly everyday. All kinds of things make you
hate; the governmate, teachers/the boss,
students in school/work, family etc. Well, you
feel like the world and everyone in it hates
you, so you hate it and everyone back. You
probaly don't like changes since nothing good
ever comes out of them. Though your hate is
big, you can still have a soft spot in your
heart for someone. You're not numb or anything,
your problem lies in that you feel too much.
Life is too damn complicated, isn't it?

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Music:

I do not listen to Manson! Little Mall Rats please quit telling me I'm an idiot for hating Manson. True he puts on a great stage show, but HE IS NOT THE ANTICHRIST! He just just another guy playing around and pushing shit to the limit for shock value, much like Emienem. THE CRUXSHADOWS, Carfax Abby, Bow Ever Down, Eisbrecher, Skinny Puppy, My Ruin, Lacuna Coil, Night Wish, The Cure, Iron Maiden, Ozzy "God" Osbourne, Black Sabbath, Dio, Slayer, Pantera, Six Feet Under, NIN, Cradle Of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Immortal, Morbid Angel, Deeds Of Flesh, Cattle Decapitation, Vehemence, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Rolling Stones, God Dethroned, The Crown, Suicidal Tendencies, Soul Asylum, Primus, In Flames, Candle Box, Alice In Chains, Cannibal Corpse, Dies Irae, Rotting Christ, Borknagar, Type O Negative, Black Dali Murder, GWAR, Stuck Mojo, Seputura, Soulfly, King Diamond, Mercifulfate, Death, Motorhead, Machinehead, Monster Magnet, Iced Earth, Blind Guardian, Soilwork, Hammerfall, Corvus Corax, Eroticide, Element A440, No Return, AC/DC, Rammstein, HIM, Amen, Coal Chamber, Fear Factory, Judas Priest, Loreena McKennitt (Hey she helps me sleep sometimes), Lynyrd Skynyrd (FREE BIRD!!!), Six Feet Under, Napalm Death, Dying Fetus, Amorphis, Bleeding Through, Bile, Opeth, Otep, Cryptopsy, Mayhem, Moonspell, Power Symphony, Scorpions, Deicide, Jethro Tull, Motograter, Soil, Cold, Hypocrocy, Autum's End, Motive, Black Lable Society, The Who, Chemical Brothers, Daft Punk, Orgy, Bohemoth, Mudvayne, My Dying Bride, The Birthday Massacer, Mindless Self Indulgence.

Movies:

Horrible, horrible horror movies. I'm talking like the acting is so bad its like a porn trying to have a plot without the sex. The cheesier the better.Underworld, Underworl: Evolution (Sweet, gorgous, Kate Beninsale), 13th Warrior, Mad Max, Road Warrior, Fatal Fury, Vampire Hunter D, Vampire Hunter D: Blood lust, Saving Private Ryan, American History X, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Almost Heros, Heavy Metal and Heavey Metal 2000, Blood: the last vampire, Evil dead I & II, Army of Darkness, Night, Dawn, Day, Land of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Fifth Element, Akira, Ghost in the Shell, The Cell, The Phantom Of the Opera, Old Star Wars (and the little scene where Yoda bitch slaps that guy in Attack of the Clones), Beverly Hills Ninja, ok all Chris Farley movies, Interview with a Vampire, Full Metal Jacket, Apocalypse Now, We were soldiers, and a few others.

Television:

The old X-Men cartoon, Father Ted, King of the Hill, Lost, Simpsons, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Full Metal Alcamist ( I know thats spelled wrong ), Venture Brothers, some other crap not really worth mentioning just bull shit time wasters.

Books:

Lord of the Rings trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkein, Dark Tower series By S. King, Poison Elves by Drew Hayes, The Legend of Drizzt by R.A. Salvatore, Vampire Earth by E.E. Knight, Richard A. Knakk, Mel Odom, Noble Dead by Barb and J.C. Hendee, Chronicals of Amber by Roger Zelanzy, th elist goes on and on and on, I read, alot.

Heroes:

Gambit from X-men (He's just a cajun badass), Lucifer from Poison Elves (He's just a badass elf).

My Blog

I’m moving out mother fuckers!

Yeah, I'm goting out on my own now. Move into my new apartment today. If anyone leave me a message on this fuckin' thing sorry but it'll take a while to respond. No computer where I'm going. All and a...
Posted by Son of Odin Jess Wisto Mother Fucker on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 05:10:00 PST

Book

So yeah, havn't really put one of these up in a while... don't know why. Havn't really been all that busy. Just hanging out with friends and my girl. But heres something cool, I'm writing a book. It'l...
Posted by Son of Odin Jess Wisto Mother Fucker on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 09:31:00 PST

I&.39;m in a weird mood!

[Jimmy Pop:] Eminem's gotta cuss in his raps to sell records, well me too, so fuck Will Smith![DJ Q-Ball:] That don't rhyme.[Jimmy Pop:] Drats....
Posted by Son of Odin Jess Wisto Mother Fucker on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 11:16:00 PST

Work in progress

I've been writing some shit, and just curious if its any good or not. Any feed back will do.   (Untitled) You said you'd always be there Now you seem like you don't care I've tried to get my poin...
Posted by Son of Odin Jess Wisto Mother Fucker on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 10:14:00 PST

Another Work in progress

Berserkr's Raid Axe in Hand, Partners by my side, we ride Tonight is a night for blood, on our weapons it will not dry "Take no prisoners, let none survive"   What I see is what I take, what I ta...
Posted by Son of Odin Jess Wisto Mother Fucker on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 10:31:00 PST

What're you gunna do? Pt.2

There are things in life you cannot change. Hearts are basicly like that when you want or need them too, they don't change. Sometimes you get to the point where you don't fully care anymore. A he...
Posted by Son of Odin Jess Wisto Mother Fucker on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 12:19:00 PST

What're you gunna do?

There are things in life that are unexpected. A death, a life, a love. Not knowing what to do when one of these happens, is simple human nature. Saddly, if they're a problem, you can't just hide and h...
Posted by Son of Odin Jess Wisto Mother Fucker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Deicide is Jesus.

All of you who live in the Arizona dn listen to good music know that Deicide was in town last ngiht at the Marquee Theatre. One of the great shows I've witnessed. They played Dead But Dreaming, Lunati...
Posted by Son of Odin Jess Wisto Mother Fucker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Shit...fuckin work...

I woke up this morning at 7 am. Showered and got all nice and pretty for work. I get there 20 til 9 and find out I don't work. Yesterday I read on the damned thing that I work today from 9am to 6pm......
Posted by Son of Odin Jess Wisto Mother Fucker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ace Hardware sucks.

After one day on the job, I know its not for me. I can't stand in one place for hours on end I need to be moving. Shit that job reminds me of my old guitar class when I was about 10, the teacher was a...
Posted by Son of Odin Jess Wisto Mother Fucker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST