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Tim Life is too confusing...

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Charlotte, NORTH CAROLINA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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layburger

Lay Lay

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Oakland, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Body:
Body builder
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robblatt

Rob Blatt

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Trumbull, Connecticut
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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gregghammer

Gregg

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
FULLERTON, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
zboog

Zeeeeboog

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New York, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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Jillian brunettes not fighter jets.

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Seattle , Washington
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Slim / Slender
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amandalozano

Amanda

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
KELLER, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Orientation:
Straight
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mizilca

Brandi Mizilca "It's a shame about raisins."

Age:
101 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
ASHEVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
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hypohyper

hyper-hypo

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Texas
Country:
United States
Orientation:
Straight
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queenofmods

Nina Go get 'em tiger!

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
London,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
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darbypete

Darby

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Minneapolis, MINNESOTA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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cathren

cathren

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
baltimore, Maryland
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Siberian Heart Amour Vincit Omnia

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Blenheim,
Country:
New Zealand
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
fuckelmo

Roosevelt Franklin

Age:
42 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Swinger
Body:
Slim / Slender
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Dating, Friends, Networking

sarah If being forced to view hundreds of hairy ass cracks as you gag down breakfast sounds fun, Burning M

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
san francisco, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

Caleah Love, free as air, at sight of human ties,Spreads his light wings, and in a moment flies,

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
West Hollywood, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
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Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Heather

Age:
103 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
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Cheshyr Jack Of All Trades... Master Of Drums...

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ORLANDO, FLORIDA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
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Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Howard

Age:
97 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Manchester, Northwest
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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juliettetina

Juliette There are no happy endings because nothing ever ends.

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
LIMOUSIN
Country:
France
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Networking
courtneycronin

Courtney Cronin If I were a carpenter, and you were a douche bag.

Age:
80 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Ipswich MA and Redondo Beach, CA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

Kermit The Frogâ„¢ Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

Age:
52 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Friends

Brenna The owls are not what they seem.

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
EUGENE, Oregon
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
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Friends

Kermit

Age:
54 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BURBANK, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

Vanessa Mu Who?

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Victoria
Country:
Australia
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Mücke

Age:
38 years old
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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Friends

Miss

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
TOMS RIVER, New Jersey
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
capoeiracristao

If I AM says that I am then I am

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Athens, OHIO
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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Friends, Networking
wandereye

wandereye insert ONOMATOPOEIA here

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
CHICAGO, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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pineapplepeak

jenny silver animals are our friends...BUT THEY WONT PICK YOU UP AT THE AIRPORT!

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
greenfield, Massachusetts
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Friends

edz

Age:
30 years old
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single

Helen

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Vancouver (for now anyways), British Columbia
Country:
Canada
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Kermit the Frog

Age:
52 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Swamp City, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Slim / Slender
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MISS PIGGY&KERMIT

Age:
37 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
MIAMI BEACH, Florida
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

Merkin she looks like a skinny man wearing a wig that is dirty, and her face is fucking busted bad EKH 5/23

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Go F yourself!, New Jersey
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
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Chris Cronin Fan Club

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BOONTON, NEW JERSEY
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Not Sure
cjcountach

Countach!! Try not to get pwned by hooligans

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Detroit, Michigan
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
mollyloo

Molly Ok, I think I'm just about done here...

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SebTown Originally, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
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Friends
morticiapoppins

Morticia Poppins Not all people are annoying, some are dead.

Age:
45 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
GRAND LEDGE, MICHIGAN
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
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Friends

Rowlf the Dog

Age:
52 years old
Status:
Single
Body:
Some extra baggage
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julie Just do it and see what happens

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
mrguysmiley

Guy Smiley ...well, Count, they call me Guy Smiley because I changed my name from Bernie Liederkrantz.

Age:
46 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

Shock Muppet You see gentlemen, the love of a pimp is very different from that of a square.

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Lafayette, Indiana
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Some extra baggage
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Beeker puts the B in Best Buy

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
GANSEVOORT, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Yvonne LaVallee

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Hollywood, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Native American
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking

phaaasme

Age:
102 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Ile-de-France
Country:
France
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Not Sure

♫♫PSYCHOERIC HELLDORADO♫♫

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Austin Fucking Texas!, Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Friends, Networking

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
In a Relationship
veemanga

~ LAdy V ~ FRee YoUrSelf aNd Fly

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Il Be somewhere in the, East
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking
andamissloco

Anda Miss Loco

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
forever ever neverland, Jakarta
Country:
Indonesia
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends, Networking