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wandereye

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About Me

laid back spaz with a lazy eye (I see 2D) and focused wandering mind. Like frisbee, cameras, guitar, music, Fozzie, Ozzie, your mom. Love dogs, am deathly allergic to cats... Love my job most of the time, traveled a great deal, lived in other countries, live to learn, learn to live, half Jewish, half Texan

My Interests

Music, fighting a war on the war on drugs, ashtanga yoga, harm reduction outreach, computers, a camera, vacationing, employment, words, propaganda, Russian Constructivism... The Neo-Bauhaus, Scooter riding, Snow Crash, the band Aqua, eliminating "alt country", apathy and procrastination, finding the decisive moment, php, and ajax and flex and actionscript and css and html and rss and other acronyms, the possibilities, a hypothetical that could be real, refraction, the meaning of my life, the meaning of your life. Our lives. Their lives. Why life has no meaning but has so much meaning.
warm weather
cold weather
IRA (the best dog in the world)

I'd like to meet:

The Master of Puppets, the tellers of prophecy, satan, "g d", your mom, Chairman Mao, anyone from "black ops", Jaba the Hut, Buddha, Krishna, Allah, Hazbro, Larry Flint, Mr Nice, Fidel Castro, Dolly Parton (for a nightcap), a buyer of all my ideas, FUGAZI, Rasputin, Greg Ginn, BARR, Cartier Bresson, Osama Bin Laden, Barak Obama, Larry Flint, Linda Evangelista, the mother and brothers and sisters of my main man dogg Ira (and steal them so he has friends), Long John Silver (he makes great fast food), Steve Malkmus, the dude who gives away free IMACON scanners, a very wealthy widower on her deathbed with no next of kin and a will with my name on it, Cheech and Chong, the Warriors, the cast of Liquid Sky, my maker, Michael Levine, Mark Bowden, Bret Easton Ellis, the elephant man, Yashihiro Ishimoto, Kenneth Josephson, Magnus Wallin, Lee Freidlander, Gilda Radner, ANIMAL, Ren, Kikkoman, Team Bungie, Richard Saul Wurman, Edward Tufte, Larry Flint, Flintstones, Jetsons, Banana Splits, Giggle Snort Hotel, Ducati, Kurt Kobain

Music:

black flag, dead kennedys, DRI, guided by voices, luke vibert, willie nelson, the chipmunks, plasmatics, Jawbreaker, stereolab, dj cold cut, ninja tunes, dr octagon, handsome boy modelling school, modest mouse, pavement, rl burnside, talking heads, FEAR, naked raygun, tullycraft, diplo, big daddy kane, pharcyde, circle jerks, suicidal tendencies, PJ Harvey, betty serveert, ted nugent, muppets, gilbert and sullivan, VOLCANO!, BARR, LeConcorde, The Muppets, elevator, easy listenin, the ambience of city turmoil, the soft chirp of nature's yawn... Minmea, Two Sheds, Tartufi, Band of Horses, Joey Jihad

Movies:

Old Boy, Save the Planet, American Pop, Liquid Sky, Repo Man, Floundering, Thursday, Buffalo 66, Hardware Wars, Putney Swope, Crash, The Original Thomas Crowne Affair, Network, Young Frankenstein, The Original Producers, Poison, Blade Runner, A Thousand Clowns, Shakes the Clown, Chucky the Clown, anything with Clown, NERDS, Ernest Goes to Camp, The Conversation, Tamala 2010, Battle Royal, NALOXONE, IBOGANE, Duck and Cover, The Sexual Harassment Panda, Terrance and Phillip: The Movie, Robot Chicken Marathon...

Television:

They watch me. I watch them. Television. History channel, military channel, Discovery Times, IFC, Sundance, University lectures, CSPAN

Books:

Blindness, Flowers for Algernon, Crossing the Rubicon, American Psycho, To Dream of Pigs, The Koran, The Satanic Bible, The Koreans, Who They Are... The Story of O, Guests of the Ayatollah, Humbolt's Gift, Notes from the Underground (also the one by Bogosian), Anarchists Cookbook, We, I, Sex (Madonna - the original version), Native Ritual by David Byrne, Magnum, Fuck You Heroes, How to Watch the NSA and CIA and FBI while they watch you by the 2600 group, Suicide Cassanovas, The Fuck Up, Lone Survivor, Truman, Burning the Days, 6.99F, Mattioli, Education of a Felon...

Heroes:

Gandhi, Kahlil Gibran, Phil Simborg, Nancy Milnes, Dan Bigg (The Chicago Recovery Alliance - anypositivechange dot org), Rose Simborg, Henri Cartier Bresson, Underdog, The Hanson Brothers, Ira

My Blog

Potential is Overrated

So I move into this loft a few months ago. Several sayings and "cliches" come to mind in hindsight: If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is... no security deposit, no credit check, an open ar...
Posted by wandereye on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 07:46:00 PST

aggravated aggregator

I still don't get this new blog thing. RSS and XML yes but not the Let's Tell the World Everything kind of stuff. So I'll stay on the periphery of what I've been into lately: aggravated aggregation of...
Posted by wandereye on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 05:29:00 PST

NOT TOO AMUSED

Sebadoh"Not Too Amused"What was that you just said?That didn't make any sense to meIt's not the way I see it, manI'm almost tired of listening to youWhy do you tie me up with words?The way your eye sh...
Posted by wandereye on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:32:00 PST

TV PARTY!


Posted by wandereye on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 01:59:00 PST

another analysis

People see you as Truly Dark. Congradulations. Yourare dark by nature and not just because it'scool. Dark people are not always loners butdefinatly not the center of attention either.Many people are t...
Posted by wandereye on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my social caste

. You scored as alternative. You're partially respected for being an individual in a conformist world yet others take you as a radical. You have no place in society because you choose not to belong th...
Posted by wandereye on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my personality disorder

You scored as Borderline Personality Disorder. Congratulations! You have BPD! You know how to see things in black and white, desperately cling to unstable relationships and are a master of wrist-bang...
Posted by wandereye on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

personality

You are a drumstick..Absolutely insane. That is how most would describe you. You aren't afraid to take risks, and enjoy putting yourself in strange situations. Most people hang out with you because of...
Posted by wandereye on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

me in high school (pre cedu)

. You scored as Punk/Rebel. Punk/Rebel94%Stoner88%Loner81%Drama nerd56%Goth56%Geek44%Ghetto gangsta38%Prep/Jock/Cheerleader19%What's Your High School Stereotype?created with QuizFarm.com...
Posted by wandereye on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST