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Rich

About Me

I spent 12 years as a handmaiden to Donald Rumsfeld during which time he showed me the face of God and the power of the whip. He has feet like a 12-year old Thai hooker.I also like double-sided tape and bottomless pits.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Myself 10 years ago so I could tell him to prepare for the reckoning.

My Blog

The Nazi and the Rabbit--Chapter One

By the end of the summer I, along with my longtime friend and brillaint illustrator and collaborator Sean Dietrich, will be publishing our graphic novel, "The Nazi and the Rabbit."I will post the init...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:36:00 GMT

The Nazi & the Rabbit Intro

Editors note: This is a taste of what is to come, the introductory poem for the upcoming graphic novel, "The Nazi & the Rabbit," by Sean Dietrich and Richard A. Webster.RAW tapped this out on his 90-y...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:21:00 GMT

Mr. Bobo’s Girl Scout Cookies

Time eventually slows to a crawl in New Orleans.Until there are no days or weeks or monthsjust one long unavoidable experience.Day and night lose all meaning.Dawn and dusk become one.Noon is the same...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:00:00 GMT

Body Here

The first body I saw was in Gentilly.Someone spray-painted an arrow on a nearby wall pointing to the left. Above the arrow they wrote in large block letters, "Body Here."I didn't see him at first. Mud...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 16:22:00 GMT

Roosters and Wheelchairs

I was sitting in my backyard the other day with my rooster listening to the strange, guttural ramblings of my retarded neighbor.The sky was smeared with grey clouds warning of the coming storm.Gusts o...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 23:10:00 GMT

One Last Walk

Let's look at this realistically.If you happen to be roaming the Riverwalk at night because you have nothing better to do, because you fear sitting at home with shit all to do except listen to the inc...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:21:00 GMT

Ms. Debra Darfur

Debra Reed lives under the Interstate-10 overpass on Claiborne Avenue and Canal Street. She is short and 54-years old but I don't hold that against her.My mom is short. She's also older than 54. I'm n...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:48:00 GMT

The Mannequin Whitewash

Temporary madness. That is our addiction. Not booze, not blow or smack or speed or weed.Temporary madness. That's what we're all after.Give me 18 hours in the tank with the titans of loose limbs and r...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:43:00 GMT

Pit Bull Mornings and Dangling Ear Days

Roach capital will return after Mardi Gras...until then, enjoy this prayer for the blessed....These are the days of the Treme, loose pit bulls ripping out the throats of old, porch-sittin' men after f...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:45:00 GMT

Midnight in the Garden of the Cow and Rabbit

***The Roach Capital will resume shortly. Until then enjoy another magical New Orleans bed-time tale.Another Friday night rolled around and the good-time kiddies of New Orleans were out doing what the...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 22:34:00 GMT