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Merkin

she looks like a skinny man wearing a wig that is dirty, and her face is fucking busted bad EKH 5/23

About Me

"Hi, i'm Beth. I’m a rapacious swamp sow. I like cheese and penis, not necessarily in that order. I'm into bananas and harnesses, but only while the dog watches. I've recently been robbed by a former friend who is now a smack addict. I hope she gets the help she needs, right after I get my Gamecube and my Torr Collection jewels back. If there's any justice in this world, she'll be shoveling shit in hell."--David DeMeo 3/7/07I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

MUSIC, FRIENDS; NEW & OLD, FAMILY, FOOD, BEER, JACK DANIELS, BOOKS, PIT BULLS, CULTURE - ITS GOOD FOR THE SOUL, FLIP FLOPS, NOVELTY T-SHIRTS, DAVE MATTHEWS, COFFEE, TRAVELING, SCRAPBOOKING, CONCERTS, ART, SUSHI, XM RADIO, GMAIL, CAMPING, NATURE, VANS, HORROR / CULT MOVIES, NAPPING....

I'd like to meet:

OLD FRIENDS, NEW FRIENDS, PEOPLE WHO DON'T SUCK, PEOPLE WITH PASSION, DAVE MATTHEWS, TONY HAWK, JOHN STEWART, GUNTHER VON HAGEN, KEVIN SPACEY, ROB ZOMBIE, ED NORTON, JIM MORRISON, JOHN LENNON, KERMIT THE FROG, ANDERSON COOPER, HUGH LAURIE, CAPT. SPALDING, CHARLES MANSON, KEVIN SMITH, DANNY WAY


Myspace Layouts

Music:

DAVE MATTHEWS BAND, BEATLES, THE BRAVERY, KAISER CHIEFS, SHE WANTS REVENGE, FOO FIGHTERS, GARBAGE, THE FRAY, TOM PETTY, ALLMAN BROTHERS, SNOW PATROL, DINOSAUR JR., JET, SAVING JANE, RHCP, BOBBY DARIN, FRANK SINATRA, PETER GABRIEL, ALL AMERICAN REJECTS, JOURNEY, FOREIGNER, KEANE, BLUE OCTOBER, INXS, DIRTY PRETTY THINGS, JOHN LENNON,TORI AMOS, MAZZY STAR, LIBERTINES, ENIGMA, HARD-FI, MAXIMO PARK, LCD SOUNDSYSTEMS, JOHNNY CASH, JACK JOHNSON, ARCTIC MONKEYS, JIMI HENDRIX, COLDPLAY, MORNINGWOOD, THE SUBWAYS, THE DOORS, HOT HOT HEAT, JOHN MAYER, GOLDFINGER, BLINK 182, RAZORLIGHT, FUTUREHEADS, MADONNA, ERIC CLAPTON, SARAH MCLACHLAN, BEASTIE BOYS, U2, BILLY JOEL, BOB MARLEY, BLOC PARTY, CLASH, GOO GOO DOLLS, COUNTING CROWS, DEPECHE MODE, FUEL, HOWIE DAY, JASON MRAZ, THE KILLERS, RADIOHEAD, LED ZEPPLIN, MICHAEL JACKSON, NIN, VAN MORRISON, ROLLING STONES, MAROON 5, O.A.R, DAFT PUNK, PERCY HILL, NEW ORDER, DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE, PIXIES, JAMES, MODUST MOUSE, FRANZ FERDINAND, RAY CHARLES, SMASHING PUMPKINS, THE WHO, THE STROKES, POSTAL SERVICE, GNARLS BARKLEY, GORILLAZ, GERSHWIN, NEW ORDER, RUSTED ROOT, ANGELS AND AIRWAVES, THE CURE..... THE LIST GOES ON.

Movies:

DEVILS REJECTS, HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES, ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, GOONIES, CLERKS, CLERKS 2, EUROTRIP, ROYAL TANNENBAUMS, BOONDOCK SAINTS, WIZARD OF OZ, BREAKFAST CLUB, YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, CHRISTMAS STORY, FEAR & LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, GONE IN 60 SECONDS, SLING BLADE, MUPPETS TAKE MAHATTAN, COLOR PURPLE, FERRIS BUELLERS DAY OFF, THE SHINING, ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOOS NEST, ITS A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD, TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD, GOOD WILL HUNTING, RUDY, V FOR VENDETTA, BEYOND THE SEA, AMERICAN HISTORY X, GREAT MUPPET CAPER, PAY IT FORWARD, SIXTH SENSE, PULP FICTION, GET SHORTY, BE COOL, STAR WARS, HOSTAGE, FIGHT CLUB, WALL STREET, THE EXORCIST, SHREK, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, GRUDGE, THE GODFATHER, CASINO, DONNY BROSCO, SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, IT, DODGEBALL, BOILER ROOM, USUAL SUSPECTS, DIRTY DANCING, WHITE CHICKS, WEDDING SINGER, AMERICAN BEAUTY, HEATHERS, OFFICE SPACE, MUPPETS FROM OUTER SPACE, SOUND OF MUSIC, BEETLEJUICE, SPIDERMAN, 8MM....

Television:

TWILIGHT ZONE, MODERN MARVELS, HOUSE, LAW & ORDER, FOOD NETWORK, STAR TREK...

Books:

Satan Bite the Dust,The Kite Runner, Everything's Eventual, DaVinci Code, Secret Life of Bees, Middlesex, Straight Talking, Ellen Foster, My Sisters Keeper, Perfect Match, Distant Land of My Father, The Giver, Running with Scissors, 1000 White Women, To Kill a Mockingbird, Book Ends, To Have and To Hold, Memory Keepers Daughter & on & on...

Heroes:

MATT LAMANNA

My Blog

Merkin

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin   It's like a toupee for your privates.   I hope my recentley obtained knowledge has, in some how, impacted your life; even for a brief moment. ...
Posted by Merkin on Tue, 22 May 2007 08:46:00 PST

A Poem for Beth

After reading a recent survey, my friend Vin felt compelled to write a poem for me since nobody had ever done so. I am touched and wanted to share it with all of you. Here it goes: There once was a gi...
Posted by Merkin on Thu, 03 May 2007 08:53:00 PST

the girl next door...

I am the kind of girl who comes home and heads for the lovely homemade* gbong for a day eraser.  People tell me I dont look like a girl who would have such a thing.     &...
Posted by Merkin on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:21:00 PST

how 'bout it

Over the past several months, I've been fortunate enough to have new and amazing people come into my life; truly a blessing. I've also been lucky enough to reconnect with peop...
Posted by Merkin on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:50:00 PST

Feb. 11th can't come fast enough

T -4day til Cancun, I should be more excited. Jen's Rocky Mountain Sex Kitten is coming to town! Hope he can handle the Jersey. Its 150% awesome that you send pictures of OUR DOG to MY FRIENDS but yet...
Posted by Merkin on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:44:00 PST

cheers

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really ...
Posted by Merkin on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:58:00 PST

things and stuff

Beth is back. Sometimes a girl just wants a sniff. If you want to disrespect yourself go right ahead, don't disrespect your "friends". Nobody likes a liar. "At least a whore will ask for mon...
Posted by Merkin on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:24:00 PST

random realizations

If I go to the gym, I can have cheese fries.Mr. Handy makes a mean stuffing... yum.Everyone is entitled to a certain level of civility.I can live w/out T.V. but not the interweb.Beer & friends are...
Posted by Merkin on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:59:00 PST

Shine "A Foley-ism"

Shine a positive light on the people around you. And they'll live up to your expectations.Shine a positive light on the circumstances in which you find yourself. And you'll discover opportunities to c...
Posted by Merkin on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:28:00 PST

The holiday season begins with...

 Arlo Guthrie singing about Alice's Restaurant.   "You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant....." Alice's RestaurantBy Arlo Guthrie This song is called Alice's Restaurant, and it...
Posted by Merkin on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:38:00 PST