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Shock Muppet

You see gentlemen, the love of a pimp is very different from that of a square.

About Me

I have a complicated life, but I'm noticing that everyone does. I have two beautiful daughters, one of whom is almost as tall as I am. I have brilliant friends. I am suddenly in Indiana. This is not my beautiful house; this is not my beautiful wife. I’m a little spooky. I sing, I paint, I read, I study for fun. I can throw a mean bunch of tarot cards. I like to experiment with just about everything. I really like to blow things up. I make a fine bleu cheese cream sauce. I love objectivism, though I believe in God and the soul. Mainly, I’m just really silly.

My Interests

Electricity, energy, lucky charms, head shrinking, dreams, faux fur, your hair, my hair, my dog, shiny things, strings of pearls, all things computer related, art, music, the fabulously incredible, the wonderfully mundane........

I'd like to meet:

I like people who can deal with chaos and filter it into reason. I like the reasonable people who can be spontaneously chaotic. I like people who are curious. Anyone who knows why 1.618 is cool delights me instantly. People who like to converse are coveted. People who find me hilarious are extra special.

Music:

Adorable, Counting Crows, Erasure, The Cure, The Catherine Wheel, Depeche Mode, Fiona Apple, Paul Lawrence, The Rolling Stones, Ella Fitzgerald, U2, Yaz, 13 + God, Gnarls Barkley, Sigur Ros, Travis, Tory Amos, Tracy Chapman, Benny Benassi, The Kills, Placebo, Alan Stamey, Tricky, The Progidy, Crystal Method, The Chemical Brothers, Imogen Heap, Mary J. Blige, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Swervedriver, Soul Coughing, Radiohead, Nine Inch Nails, The Fugees, Ministry, The Revolting Cocks, Neitzer Ebb, The Lords of Acid, Wolfmother, Tool, Live, Goldfrapp, Eurythmics, Garbage, Etta James, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Audioslave, Roberta Flack, PJ Harvey, The Smiths, Morrissey, Van Morrison, New York Dolls, David Bowie, The Beatles, T Rex, Enigma,……..I could go on.

Movies:

I like films about upright walking bipeds.

Television:

Venture Bros., House, ATHF, Cowboy Bebop, Futurama, The Simpsons, Globe Trekker…..though I’m pretty certain that it’s all rotting my brain.

Books:

Ayn Rand, Hunter S. Thompson, Anne Rice....lots of non-fiction too. I’ll read just about anything I can get my hands on. Wikipedia makes my toes wiggle with happiness.

Heroes:

John Galt, Nichola Tesla, Leonhard Eular, Doc Hammer.

My Blog

I know you'll all be shocked......

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Posted by Shock Muppet on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:10:00 PST

Favorite Kipling Poem

The Law for the Wolves Rudyard Kipling (18651936)  NOW this is the law of the jungle, as old and as true as the sky,    And the wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but ...
Posted by Shock Muppet on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 07:03:00 PST

On Amputation

A leg becomes gangrenous.  It has a leaden hue.  When pressed, it dents only the skin and the hollow left by the finger does not go away as it would in healthy flesh.  The entire area i...
Posted by Shock Muppet on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:55:00 PST

Sometimes I Don't Have The Words......

So I'm going to cheese out and post some Placebo lyrics (enjoy): Song To Say Goodbye LyricsYou are one of God's mistakes.You crying, tragic waste of skin.I'm well aware of how it aches.And you still w...
Posted by Shock Muppet on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:56:00 PST

More Questions and I Stole Them From Gabey

: 1) Are you in a complicated relationship?Several. 2) Do you hate more than 3 people?I have a very small attention span so I usually don't get all the way to hate. 3) How many houses have you lived i...
Posted by Shock Muppet on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:30:00 PST

50 Questions that I Stole From Bev

Because typing makes my sleepy.  I think. 1. Height?5'1" ish2. Have you ever smoked heroin?No.3. Do you own a gun?No.5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?What's a doctor?6. What ...
Posted by Shock Muppet on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:54:00 PST

Reflection

The sound to the passing ant was that of two worlds colliding, a universe torn in two.  To the woman who passed by the studio it was the sound of violent, mean work.  To the adolescent boys...
Posted by Shock Muppet on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:35:00 PST

Good Thing I'm not the Dramatic Type

O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown!The courtier's, soldier's, scholar's, eye, tongue, sword;The expectancy and rose of the fair state,The glass of fashion and the mould of form,The observed of al...
Posted by Shock Muppet on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 04:09:00 PST

Wow, stabbed.....

I would have guessed falling into a vat of carpet glue or being crushed by a flying roll of carpet.  I guess being stabbed is sexier.... ..http://quizfarm.com/images/1109471004samauri knife.jpg">...
Posted by Shock Muppet on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:08:00 PST

Fear

They don't have centipedes on here, so I'll just say that a big centipede will send me screaming to the couch.  Unless it's on the couch, in which case it will send me screaming somewhere el...
Posted by Shock Muppet on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:29:00 PST