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sarah

If being forced to view hundreds of hairy ass cracks as you gag down breakfast sounds fun, Burning M

About Me

i want to know who the fuck thought it was a good idea to can asparagus.

"Sarah is like a box of chocolates. all chocolaty on the outside and all chewy gooey on the inside...But sometimes that inside is that pink stuff and sometimes it has teeth or broken bottles." - will massey
You Are Pork
You like to think you're the other white meat, but many people don't want anything to do with you.
You probably smoke. And it's likely that no body part of yours is off limits. What Kind of Meat Are You? What 80's idol are you?
You are He-Man
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My Interests

subversion, inspiring vegetarians to eat meat, rock and/or roll, cooking, puns, pirates, dusk, travel, trying patience, muppets, beer, bourbon+blenheim's, the sound of coast guard helicopters, cured pork products, monster trucks, duck confit, porcini mushrooms, flowers that look like explosions, anomalies, bocce ball, laughing my ass off

I'd like to meet:

synesthetes, crackups, and court jesters. someone to eat pate with me. and a kraken.

Music:

eh, i have crappy taste in music, but you probably do too.

Movies:

any jeunet/caro, the goonies, the princess bride, time bandits, christopher guests vehicles, sixteen candles, weird science, todd solondz films, wes anderson stuff, withnail and i, how to get ahead in advertising... ask me again tomorrow and i'll give you an entirely different list

Television:


project runway - lost - veronica mars - shitty lifetime movies like "seduced by betrayal" and "betrayed by seduction" - simpsons - family guy - disparate housewives - magnum p.i. - rockford files - home movies - space ghost coast to coast - quincy, ME - muppet show - buffy

Books:

flannery o'connor short stories, the dictionary, the time traveler's wife, wicked, vonnegut, larousse gastronimique... if anyone has a copy of "grifting for dummies" may i borrow it?

Heroes:

veronica mars

My Blog

screw you, burning man! (a fantastic review, not by me, because i’m not dumb enough to go)

http://timmy.vox.com/library/post/burning-man-our-review.htm lAchtung Hippie! : Reflections on the Burning Man Scamby Patrick MulroyThe idea of holding a massive event in one of the hottest nastiest dr...
Posted by sarah on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 11:49:00 PST

everybody loves a party!

WASHINGTON - A grand feast of marinated steaks and jumbo shrimp was winding down, and a group of friends was sitting on the back patio of a Capitol Hill home, sipping red wine. Suddenly, a hooded man ...
Posted by sarah on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 06:11:00 PST

no donuts

the 70s internet radio station is sucking eggs right now, and the donuts smell so sickly sweet - i have to move them. i drank a lot of beer last night. happy birthday, ormerod, and thanks for the get-...
Posted by sarah on Fri, 04 May 2007 10:44:00 PST

this is my favorite poem

Anne Sexton : Us I was wrapped in black fur and white fur and you undid me and then you placed me in gold light and then you crowned me, while snow fell outside the door in diagonal darts. With ...
Posted by sarah on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:57:00 PST