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LordoftheWiens

Age:: 71 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Los Angeles, CA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Sophie* Life

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Middlesbrough,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

danielle

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: bronx & wrong island, New York
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

D.A. Mmm... Irradiated!

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Montauk, Texas
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

Michelle

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Glasgow,
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

ELECTRICAL SKELETAL!: ON IFC MARCH 2007!!!! CAN YOUR WILL WITHSTAND THE SHOCKING TERROR?

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: STATEN ISLAND, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

SurfBoy007 What?

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Orlando, FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Scott Love United Hate Glazer! Three Strokes And You're Out! Vive La FCUM!

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Manchester, Northwest
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

LJ are you pondering what i'm pondering?

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: manchester, NEW HAMPSHIRE
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Diane They mostly come at night. Mostly.

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: PORTLAND, Oregon
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

PEACHES

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LAREDO, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Kristin

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: AUSTIN, Texas
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

Rob Every man dies but not every man truly lives

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Cincinnati, Ohio
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Jules

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: FERNDALE, Michigan
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

This is where the display name goes

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: SEATTLE, WASHINGTON
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Friends

"Hello Mother Leopard I Have ur Cub" R.I.P. UNCLE LESTOR!

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CLEVELAND, OHIO
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Chris Farley Celebrity Impersonator-Chicago

Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Van Down By The River, ILLINOIS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Networking

Age:: 102 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CAVE SPRING, Georgia
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

J-Boo Dig me up from under what is covering the better part of me.

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: HENDERSON, NEVADA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

julie

Age:: 50 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: PORTAGE, MICHIGAN
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Native American
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

camsi Believe you can, and you will ;-)

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Las PiÃ±as, Metro Manila
Country:: Philippines
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: DEARBORN HILLS, Michigan
Country:: United States
Orientation:: Not Sure
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Z-Team Northwest

Age:: 99 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Washington
Country:: United States
Status:: Swinger
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Valerie Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Carlsbad, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Eyeball DisassociatEye

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Viva! Las Vegas, Nevada
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends, Networking

abeedle Help me, I'm being repressed...

Age:: 40 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Roanoke, VIRGINIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Andrea Live, Learn, and Love...

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: DAYTON, OHIO
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

ratgirlrat

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

RenÃ©

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Chelmsford, Ontario
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Kevin What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

NEVER+MORE Hell to the no!

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Thankfully not hell..., Colorado
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

ONLY DA MIRROR IS MY BIGGEST COMPETITION!!! WEN U HEAR MY NAME ROYALTY U THINKIN IM RICH,IF U CATCH ME WIT DA POLICE U GOIN CALL ME A SNITCH,IF

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: PETERSBURG, VIRGINIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Bradford I play skateboarding.

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Hollywood, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Age:: 39 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Rock City, North Carolina
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Schmokin! Heeere's Nadsy!

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Birmingham, Midlands
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends, Networking

The Reverend Godfather Choo Choo Strathmore! Time for a Mother Fuckin Revolution!

Age:: 41 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: AGROLANDO, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends

Keg Slingin Beast if you fight Jackie Chan in a kitchen, you're gonna get your ass whipped.

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Toms River, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Miss Sally♥ Lying is the most fun a girl can have, without taking her clothes off-Natalie Portman in Closer

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Long Beach/ Los Angeles, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

2 Pates 1 Cup

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Hermitage
Country:: Cote Divoire
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Professional Winner I'm so hip your grandad broke me...

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Memphis, TENNESSEE
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Dustin CLICK HERE AND WIN A NEW CAR!!! ...not really.

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Los Angeles,
Country:: Zimbabwe
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

...Raquel... i'm wishing...

Age:: 100 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: L.A. Baby, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Chicago, Illinois
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

sam c'= YYYOOOUUUTTAAAA!!!! 25-14

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Salt Lake CITY/ Kent, UTAH
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

Brian

Age:: 29 years old
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Paula-La-nesian LOVE LEGACY

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SUMMERLAND, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Serious Relationships, Friends

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Vancouver, British Columbia
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

patricia

Age:: 59 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BALTIMORE, MARYLAND
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends, Networking

4 Minutes

Age:: 97 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Atlanta, Georgia
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

Luva Gurl

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: FAYETTEVILLE, North Carolina
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends