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Keg Slingin Beast

if you fight Jackie Chan in a kitchen, you're gonna get your ass whipped.

About Me



I am the vocalist of A Faith Contingency , and the bassist for Beneath The Flood

I'm a chubby dude. dig it, or go home.

Farts are hilarious, if you don't think so, you're in denial.

i live with my girlfriend and my grandparents. they rule.

I am severely dedicated to music in every aspect, and that's the majority of what i do, talk about, and think about. The industry is fascinating.

I love diners. those who dont know the joy, it sucks to be you.

I eat, breathe, sleep, and crap metal. i have long hair, i live the dream every day. LoL.

I watch food network constantly.

Even though of said metal defication, i do listen to everyting, except country. no way.

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My Interests

band, beer, sleep, guitar, metal, food, boobs, shows, Guitar Hero, N64, NFL football

I'd like to meet:

Justin Timberlake Dick In A Box

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Dan Marino, the late Dimebag Darrell, Paul Stoddard (vocals - Diecast), Robert Flynn (Vocals, guitar - Machine Head), Jonny Santos (vocals, guitar - former Spineshank, current Silent Civilian), Ozzy Osbourne, Tony Iommi, the man who invented the Flying V guitar.

Music:

SPINESHANK / SILENT CIVILIAN, Bullet For My Valentine, Static-X, In Flames, Rhapsody, Soilwork, Darkane, Ill Nino, Trivium, 36 Crazyfists, Machine Head, Kyuss, Slipknot, Children of Bodom, Rage Against The Machine, Arch Enemy, The Clay People, Kyuss, Slayer, God Forbid, Lamb of God, Killswitch Engage, Beyond The Flesh, Unearth, Susperia, Earth Crisis, pre-Load Metallica, Mnemic, Ludacris, Snoop, XZibit, Frenyc, Severance, Blood on the Wire (formerly VyReal), Crossfade, Shinedown, Steve Miller Band, George Thorogood, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Temple of The Dog, Velvet Revolver, Dying Fetus, Tech N9ne, Guns'n'Roses, Anthrax, Demon Hunter, Switchfoot, Jimmy Eat World, Pantera, Damageplan, Down, Devil Driver, All That Remains, Atreyu, Divinity Destroyed

Movies:

The 5th Element, Dodgeball, Old School, Starsky and Hutch, P.C.U., Underworld, Coneheads, any Kevin Smith movie, South Park, Pirates of The Carribean, Demolition Man, Last Action Hero, Dead Alive, Orgazmo, BASEketball, Debbie Does Dallas

Television:

Reno 911, South Park, Chapelles Show, Insomniac with Dave Attell, Sportscenter, The Simpsons, Amish in the City, Crank Yankers, anything on FNSU, Horsepower TV, Trucks!, Top Dead Center, Blue Collar TV, Ride with FMF, Pimp My Ride, Cribs

Books:

anything by Edgar Allan Poe (A Tell Tale Heart in particular), The Green Mile, IT, Needful Things, pretty much any Stephen King

Heroes:

Howard Stern, Henry Rollins, Dan Marino, Jim Carrey, the pizza delivery guy, BiGGiE D, the man who invented flying V guitars, and Brian Posehn.

My Blog

Check out this event: my band at the Waretown Firehouse

Hosted By: Metal MamaWhen: Saturday Nov 25, 2006 at 4:00 PMWhere: Waretown FirehouseCorliss Ave (behind wawa)Waretown, NJ 08758USDescription:Metal Mama Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Keg Slingin Beast on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:18:00 PST

Check out this event: my band at the waretown firehouse....again

Hosted By: Toodie M.F.When: Sunday Dec 17, 2006 at 4:00 PMWhere: Waretown FirehouseCorliss Ave. (Behind Wawa)Waretown, NJ 08758USDescription:Toodie M.F. Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Keg Slingin Beast on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:19:00 PST

Check out this event: my band at the Bamber Firehouse

Hosted By: Metal MamaWhen: Sunday Nov 19, 2006 at 4:00 PMWhere: Bamber FirehouseLacey Rd. (by popcorn park zoo)Forked River, NJ 08731USDescription:Metal Mama Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Keg Slingin Beast on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:18:00 PST

what if

What if, for a change, people stopped trying to shaft people they call 'friends', and trying to bang their ex.   what if, for a change, shit could get handled up front instead of games being play...
Posted by Keg Slingin Beast on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 12:48:00 PST

hmm....

iwonderwhatitwouldbelikestressfreeforachange.
Posted by Keg Slingin Beast on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 09:20:00 PST

The Memory Remains

You might not recognize this picture. before, where this mighty man made lake lay, were sand volleyball courts, gazebos, and a picnic area. This, is where it used to reside. The one place i can t...
Posted by Keg Slingin Beast on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 01:55:00 PST

solid words spoken of true love

"What I said about giving up on you, why should I stick around?"   case and point.  i guess i do have a lot to work on.  of course that line was followed up by "i love you, but......".&...
Posted by Keg Slingin Beast on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 11:30:00 PST

thanks for the memories, and the bootprint

Lines and the light stream Screaming by me scream Burned down Not me you see me suffer Haunted by your spirit Undead by your spit Taunted by yourself alive Dazed and burning state Hazed and sp...
Posted by Keg Slingin Beast on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 04:57:00 PST

just....

i want to be buried in your backyard, and when the flowers grow,   just know  you're still in my heart... you're still in my heart ...
Posted by Keg Slingin Beast on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 12:39:00 PST

i refuse......

.......to walk on eggshells inside a house of cards. .......to give you the satisfaction of catching me doing nothing .......to bend or break to make you sleep better at nite .......to change wh...
Posted by Keg Slingin Beast on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 04:33:00 PST