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therosemontchronicles

The Rosemont Chronicles

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Burbank (and Sacramento), California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

LordoftheWiens

Age:
71 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Los Angeles, CA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
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Friends, Networking

Age:
38 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
NEW YORK, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight

David Bruises heal and pain goes away, but victory lasts FOREVER!!

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Clinton, MISSISSIPPI
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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sunflowersalways

Tiffany (aka Ava's mommy) Stay at home mommy and lovin' it!!!

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
BROKEN ARROW, Oklahoma
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
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Friends

I Know Help save our brothers we are losing them by the dozen.

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BALTIMORE, Maryland
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Friends, Networking
gabbbb

†gAbB†

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
Philippines
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Body:
More to love!
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blawking

Leigha

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
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Friends

Karina FUCK WHAT U THINK, FUCK WHAT U DO,FUCK DEM PUSSY NIGGAS, AND FUCK U!!!

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
theobscenechronicles

The Obscene Chronicles Saint Louis's very own...The Obscene Chronicles

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SAINT LOUIS, MISSOURI
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
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Studio8ceo

Chris Trew (Terp 2 it) my wiener touches the ceiling - album out Fall 2008

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Austin, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
matthewthomas

the infamous matthew thomas... nothing changes if nothing changes..

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Ft Lauderdale Beach, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
More to love!
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Chris

Age:
43 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
AUSTIN, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Speed Of Thought Players

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
North Attleboro, MA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Body:
More to love!
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AGENTS Entertainment Gear Up, Get Connected, and Live the Mission!

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
COSTA MESA, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Married

BETCHA CAN'T DO IT LIKE ME!!! LOVED MY MANY, HATED BY MOST!!

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
STATEN ISLAND, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking
pvtitan2

John-O

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
TUCSON, ARIZONA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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trance_revolution

Cassie Hello =)

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Champaign, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
luvxbluexeyes

It Hurts to Smile (in the non-emo way)

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Greensboro, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Average
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Friends

Ben

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
volshood

Jen Stone "Get off me myspace..."

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
McDonough, Georgia
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
kanishaonspace

1 SEXY MOMMA !

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Chicago, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

It's Me! Shut yo' mouth and say it ain't So!!

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
ATLANTA, Georgia
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

lilmama

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
ORANGEBURG, SOUTH CAROLINA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
schoolbus924

Carla A year older but still young at heart!

Age:
40 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
LEWISPORT, KENTUCKY
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
stephenmichaeloswald

stephen

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
AURORA, Nebraska
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
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desireekiplinger

Desiree Goal: Maxim Magazine

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Buffalo, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking
stargazerkel

naquadapowered

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
perth, wa
Country:
Australia
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
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liljohnroberts

Lil' John Free your mind and the rest will follow!

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
PhillyAtlanta, GEORGIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends
bulljohnsonskyhen

Remy

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
The Midwest Belgian Military Recruitment Center, Wisconsin
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
kevinaustin316

Stay Human

Age:
37 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Oviedo, Florida
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
monicamac73

I.N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.T

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Newport New, Virginia
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
loungezillasings

LOUNGE-ZILLA! LOUNGE-ZILLA!

Age:
42 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New York, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Pacific Islander
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking
jboy1258

JonBoy

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Los Angeles, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Friends

LoganaBanana and so it is...

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
OHIO
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

Erin Who wants a shot??!!

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
New to Cleveland, Ohio
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
scarecrow03

John What the hell have i...?

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Raleigh, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
nienaber

nicole jn nice pony knob

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Sandwich?,
Country:
South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Friends

Katie Ridicule is nothing to be scared of

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

lana startin' it up

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
new york, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

luke is too damn right. I chose the curtains and dreamed a dream of domesticity. What a freak you made of me...

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
COLUMBUS, Ohio
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Here For:
Friends
josmio

miss ♥ josmio I just wanna dance!

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Brisbane, Queensland
Country:
Australia
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends

Danny Dagger the grace he gives is the gift for all to see

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
andalusia, ALABAMA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends
lindseylarkin

Lindsey, by god!

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
NYC, bitches!, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Bisexual
Body:
Athletic

mental. tart. He's mad, you know. Mad as a spoon. /a

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Auckland,
Country:
Saint Lucia
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Bisexual
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Friends
clitchroniclesbycathryn

CathrynMarie's Clit Chronicles Clit Chronicles by CathrynMarie

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Houston, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Networking

Tenderoni Shamone In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.-Coco Chanel

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
NASHVILLE, Tennessee
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Middle Eastern
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Friends, Networking

ONLY DA MIRROR IS MY BIGGEST COMPETITION!!! WEN U HEAR MY NAME ROYALTY U THINKIN IM RICH,IF U CATCH ME WIT DA POLICE U GOIN CALL ME A SNITCH,IF

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
PETERSBURG, VIRGINIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

The Holy Modal Rounders... Bound to Lose

Age:
48 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
GREENWICH VILLAGE, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

HUSTLE MAN OF PLEASURE THE HUSTLE MAN OF PLEASURE!!!!!!!!

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
NASHVILLE, Tennessee
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Networking